#team beard

since i noticed everyone is stating in which team they are in, i am really surprised that so far i saw no one saying Team Beard bc that is the team i am in. idk so far i don't buy they are/was dating (in all videos i saw them interaction their body language is so weird and is dont even looks like two people that was intimate at some point. worse, sometimes they dont even look like friends. there's like ZERO chemistry between them) and with what was all released recently about her, i think most likely their relationship is quite similar to want was present in The Newsreader, even down to how her mother' behaves.

ofc i think there is a lot exageration in the plot but i do really think they are both using each other: him needing a beard tho not to the press/public but to his conservative family and she needing his connections (and recently, against SR will, his fans for IG' engagement) to get roles.

i just dont know (bc he is so chronically offline) if he is even aware she is hinting to press and to his fans they are dating. if he dont someone needs to tell him bc maybe that was not what they agreed on.

However bc of her clingy behavior towards him, i wonder if there is a chance if she is in love with him even tho she knows he dont have feeling for her and that is why she is doing all this things or if it's just her trying milk everything she can from him untill the beard lasts 🤔 the 1st option is really sad and she needs to stop deluding herself but whatever the reason is, she needs to do like Taylor S and find a partner (or another beard) that enjoys doing obnoxious PR tactics with her. i hope she free herself and find some happiness

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