whatever let’s do some marauder squadron before I pass out
Omega: I asked Benni out.
Stak: Oh, I’m sorry.
Omega: Why?
Stak: Well, I assume he said no.
Omega: No, he said yes.
Stak: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
Omega: You bought a taco?
Benni: Yes.
Omega: From the same truck that hit Mox?!
Benni, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.
Omega: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
Benni: You’ll do it?
Omega: Of course.
Stak: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some morons whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
Omega: That’s why we needed to get a thief.
Benni: Oh, really? Who did you get?
Omega: *stares*
Benni: Oh! Right, that’s me… Yes.
Mox: That's it, you're grounded! Omega, no adventures for you! Deke, no fighting for you! Ben, no stealing for you! And Stak... oh stars, is there anything that you love?
Stak: Revenge.
Mox: No vengeance for you.
Stak: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.
Omega: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Deke: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Mox: Drunk.
Benni: Wasted.
Stak: Dead.
Stak: Benni, I know you snuck out to see Omega last night.
Benni: If you tell Mox or Deke, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.
Stak: Five bucks?
Benni: Fine.
Mox, to Stak: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.
Deke: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Stak: Okay.
*later*
Mox: Stak! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Deke, whispering: Deny everything.
Stak, loudly: That isn't a chair.
Omega: Who hurt you?
Benni: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Omega: ...Yes, actually.
Benni: I don’t need any more friends. I already have four.
Deke: Don’t you mean five?
Benni: *looks directly at Stak*
Benni: No, I’m pretty sure I meant to say four.
Benni: Omega and I got married!!
Stak: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
Deke: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to—
Deke: *sees Benni shoving Stak into the washing machine while Mox records and Omega watches*
Deke: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Omega: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Stak: Please never become a surgeon.
Mox: Christmas is cancelled.
Benni: You can't cancel a holiday.
Mox: Keep it up, Benni, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Benni: What does that mean?
Mox: Deke, take New Year's away from Benni.
Deke: How do Benni and Omega usually get out of these messes?
Mox: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Deke: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: ...
Mox: What the actual heck is wrong with you.
Omega: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Benni: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear it.
Deke: What’s something you guys are better than Stak at?
Mox: Mario Kart.
Benni: Yeah, video games.
Omega: Emotional vulnerability.
Mox: What state do you live in?
Omega: Constant anxiety.
Deke: Denial.
Stak: Perfection.
Benni: PABU, GUYS! WE LIVE IN PABU!
Deke: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Benni: You can eat a rock.
Omega: Air.
Stak: The fabric of time and space.
Mox: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Deke: You guys are not helpful.













