wnba 2000s lore is sooo crazy because shabtai kalmanovich
is turbocharging the european women's basketball league and inviting american ballers to the kremlin and paying louis vuitton for custom design basketballs and paying taurasi and bird to NOT play in the wnba so they don't get injured in a more poorly officiated / physical league and giving them €15k EUR purse money to enjoy themselves in paris and when it goes missing at the club plucks out another €15k EUR from his briefcase and tells them to take time off when they're feeling low and has them meet his family and becomes their father figure......









