#tartaria

Man, there is no funnier conspiracy theory than the Tartaria stuff.

It's literally just Ancient Aliens but for shit that's younger than my house. Genuinely, I've seen them point to buildings from like 1930 and say there's no way we could have possibly built them.

Instead, obviously, it was an ancient (possibly inhuman) civilization that spanned the whole globe, and then all the cool buildings and super free energy machines and steampunk blimps and magic bridges got buried in a mudslide that somehow covered the whole planet without anyone noticing.

The proof?

Sometimes there are pictures where there's something old under something newer, especially in Europe.

Even more often, there are AI images of some huge structure underground.

I had a strange dream.

A youtube / tiktok video told me so.

So they were trying to demonstrate that a mudflood capable of burying entire cities under mud rapidly enough to "fossilize" entire layers of civilization. And yeah, they had actual historical information and recent footage of mudfloods. You know, landslides. People, towns, whole buildings really do get buried in those events.

But the big issue is that one place where a lot of these big sweeping Gilded Age to Art Deco buildings are located is Manhattan. Probably the highest density of such structures in America.

And you don't really need to be an expert in landslides or geography to realize that Manhattan would be hard to cover in mud. Because it's a fucking island. Those places that were really flooded with mud? In valleys, or near similar zones of high elevation. Manhattan is a relatively flat island. Where is the mud coming from?