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roommate: and like i didn't realize he was hot till i saw him, like you know how sometimes you see the photo and you're like, "eh" but then you see them in person and you're like, "OH-"
(insert expectant pause)
me, aroace: no actually
roommate: oh. OH, no you wouldn't, i just put that together., hey, [other roommate] did u hear what i just asked them??
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my dad called me his child instead of daughter today and i think i am going to curl up into a ball and explode out of happiness
this is embarrassing but i feel tumblr needs to know that the combo of me going to a small christian school, being chronically offline, and being devastatingly asexual means that when I was sixteen I suggested "Lightbulbs: God turns us on!" as a motto for my team and i was confused by everyone's reactions
my friend just pointed out my name is Taro and i have a Caard, so actually i have a Taro Caard
when i was small, i thought Dont Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth meant if a horse brings you a gift, don't check its mouth to see if it brought more gifts. which comes out to about the same meaning in the end.
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I have a love affair with the semicolon; it is the only romantic entanglement I'm interested in—besides the m-dash.
Scene is set in a small bedroom with a closed door. TARO sits in a rocking chair and works on their final essay. ROOMMATE knocks. TARO fumbles their way out of the chair and opens the door.
ROOMMATE: Hi, sorry to bother you, I know you're working but are you going to get your laundry out?
TARO [confused]: I thought I took it out already?
TARO starts walking down the hall. ROOMMATE follows.
ROOMMATE, as TARO opens the dryer: maybe you did, I haven't checked yet.
The dryer is empty.
TARO [aside, making a Jackie Chan Confused face]: Why did you come knock on my door then?
me biking home after the sun set: ah, how nice and cool
me checking my phone later: it was 30°C??
