#targetted

I am a brilliant jester

Nobody cares that I can't do card tricks

Everyone loves my funky instrument made of coconut

Impossible question because I've seen so many bad ones, but here are my top five in no particular order:

Falsettos is a great story because it has its own built-in "AIDS AU" for the gay characters.

Marvin is evil/a villain.

Trina is a Karen.

Jason has no reason to/shouldn't love his father.

Haha, an OC they made last year uses that same funny turn of speech you do. And hey, they kind of look like you.

Wow, they're appearing in more and more of the works as you get closer to the present.

Oh, that's... violent. The scenarios are getting darker and darker, dead dove romance and it's uncomfortable now just how familiar it is. They have the same job as you in the one-shots... Somehow, doesn't that alleyway scene remind you of the alley on your walk home?

In their lastest work, they describe the layout of an apartment much like yours. Sneaking in; punching in the door code. Watching you sleep. Leaving a bug on your laptop. Hoping you notice, but knowing you won't.

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someone is sending hate asks to someone else.

someone is sending hate asks to themself then responding to them farming pity.

someone is getting termed.

someone is threatening to kts.

someone kedts.

theres fear of a new rapture.

cyberbullying skill level maxxed out.

someone got a new s/o, they'll break up in a few days time.

someone is a new lolcow.

name bitch made a new account.

local celebrities, @/confessionsofarottensena and @/hpdamechan are going viral once more.