#taotu

Listen, this is my theory. We all know he was straight-maxxing in 2013. All of the AM music videos are obscene, Alex is gelled up, singing sexy love songs. THIS was him convincing the public he was the straightest man to ever roam the earth.

see? straight as fuck.

Then, when 2016 rolled around, and everyone was CONVICED he was as straight as can be, he went all out with Miles Kane. We're talking kissing on stage, calling each other beautiful, slapping arses, full on GAY. And why was he so comfortable doing this? Not only is TLSP more niche than Arctic Monkeys, but, everyone still had the 2013, pussy-maxxing Alex Turner in their heads! So no one bat an eye!

Miracle Aligner is about Miles Kane.

A memory:

hi guys!! a friend of mine is selling her Miles Kane collection, and she asked me to help promote it. if any of you are interested in any thing, please feel free to dm her on instagram!!! most of her stuff is signed by miles, so it’s a good one for those who are big fans!

you can also dm her on here @innerbelieversalad!!

thesheff.uk: THE AGE OF THE UNDERSTATEMENT

TURNS SEVENTEEN

To any @/mileskane and Alex Turner fans out there, the album 'The Age of the Understatement' is one of the best out there and if you're anything like us, you'll remember blasting this album like it was yesterday.

The way Kane and Turner's voices fully intertwine with each other with their jazzy tones is absolutely stunning.

One of our favourites has to be 'Standing Next To Me' -what a ruddy bop and if you're ever at a Kane gig you will undoubtably be blessed with a song from those glory days too.

Go on then Sheffield, tell us where you were when you first heard the collab of @thelastshadowpuppets or even when you got your mitts on the album.