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When no one is looking Cafe climbs up on counters to reach things.

Asking Tachyon is embarrassing enough as is, but more importantly, a simple “Tachyon, can you please hand me down ____?” would somehow turn into a week-long research project. Suddenly she’s being measured from top to bottom, prodded and examined while listening to whatever hypothesis her girlfriend is rambling on about, all leading up to eventually drinking whatever concoction Tachyon comes up with to stimulate height growth or something of that nature.

Jungle Pocket will just use it as an excuse to lift her up, which is undignified as is. Pokke isn’t as slick as she thinks she is either. Cafe knows it’s just an excuse to hold her in a much more intimate way than necessary, and probably the least productive way to help someone trying to get something off a shelf.

Cafe doesn’t really mind the affection, but she can’t help thinking that having Pokkes face pressed that close against her tummy or behind is a rather unnecessary for supposedly simply lifting someone up to reach something. Stability also seems to be Pokkes second priority and Cafe is tired of yanking her hair while she’s suspended of the ground in Pokkes arms to remind her that.

On top of all that’s it’s not like they’re even that much taller than her

So that just leaves Dantsu, who, as her least problematic girlfriend, is her most frequent go to choice. Dantsus has got a little more reach than the other two, she’ll gladly grab something for Cafe or hold the chair or stool steady without making it into some dramatic event. It’s wonderfully uneventful, exactly as such a simple task should be.

Unfortunately Dantsu is not always around.

So that just leaves parkour.

a/n: shout out to my kitchen counter for inspiring this hc.

And Tachyons lying ass she can’t even look at her. She wants that cookie so bad.

Given their relationship in gameverse and that soulmate bond they have, (more on this post about that), and how she gets very upset and distraught about Tachyon quitting racing, and leaving her later on as well when she breaks off their training partnership. The emotions she’s going through in the movie must be amplified to an insane amount.