#take over

If I were a wrestler, I'd be The Phantom Thief. I would send Roman Reigns his calling card, infiltrate his palace, steal his heart, and the very next day, he'd confess to the world that he's madly in love with Seth Rollins, spends an embarrassingly high amount of time missing and thinking about Jon Moxley, and that he's been an abusive, manipulative bully to his cousins and the other guys on the roster, lashing out because all he wants is love, but thinks everyone is out to get him, even when that's not the case.

And then, like a beam of sunlight after months of perpetual rain, he'll smile and feel light as a feather, tack at least five more years onto his natural life span with the amount of weight lifted from his shoulders. Wouldn't that be nice? Maybe I have no right to metaphorically drag him out of the closet this way, but just how long can one stand to watch their comfort character go insane with megalomania when all he really wants is a stable husband or two?

So...I haven’t been active for like...a month or 2... goddamn I really did leave this place to rot... so as some spoiled bra- I mean generous, benevolent and future ruler of Townsville Princess Morbucks has decided to...buy PPG Legacy...like the story itself...I don’t know how that even works exactly but hey money’s money so I hope for now and the near future you enjoy her as the new writer and director of this fanfic. While also taking over my Reddit and Tumblr account so if you have any ask and such, you’ll have her to answer to along with all my banners and descriptions being Morbucks propaga-....facts yeah totally...so short queen you deal with this I’m counting my money.

Morbucks:” I’m not short, being 4’10 is actually better than! - (Realizes she’s on camera) Ah the peasants. Luckily for all of you I the oh so humble Morbucks have saved you from the clutches of boredom those puffs have put you through I’ll be accepting your gracious praise NOW.”

(dead silence)

Morbucks: ”Okay forced praise then." (getting her drones out) "Now as I said PRAISE. ME."

(And suddenly it’s BOOMING applause)

Morbucks (Smug):”Oh thank you THANK YOU. You’re all not nearly kind enough but it's a start."

Me:"Yeah enjoy her for the week."

Morbucks:"...The f#ck you mean week I bought the rights not leased them I made my people check the contract 3 times!"

Me:"Oh no I mean this is gonna crash and burn harder than the year of Luigi knowing you."

Morbucks:"You know what I'll prove you wrong I'll last more than a week Hell I'll do a whole GOLDEN YEAR writing."

Me:"...Yeah I have NO DOUBTS about it good luck QUEEN Morbucks."

Morbucks:"...Gonna just write that down real quick...Anywho who wants to ask of QUEEN Morbucks? Ruler of Townsville and soon all creation!"

Editors note:

I’ve had a much longer and successful career as a Transformers fan than I will ever have in my human working career. My Transformers fandom started on September 17, 1984, when I watched the first episode of Transformer on our tiny 17 inch moving picture box. It changed the way I saw the world. Space wasn’t just 8 other planets, a sun and bunch of stars. Space contained a much more interesting…