#take my garbage

BEHOLD. MY TERRIBLE ATTEMPT AT BOMBERMAN. GAZE UPON HIM AND WHEEP. 

"I-" Isadora was at a loss. Her prescription for heat blockers had run out a week ago and she couldn't afford to pay the fee to get more as her insurance only covered so much. She had gone into the city in hopes of pleading her case for some emergency pills, but barely made it off the subway before Alpha's were sniffing all over her. She knew it was dumb to go alone, but she was legitimately worried her heat was going to kill her with how intense and painful it had become.

Really wants to communicate with monsters, specifically Lizalfos

Music plays in his head 24/7 and he knows all the words. It's like a full on playlist up there

Dances to nothing. He could be in a silent room and it doesn't matter

Also never cares if people are starting or judging, man plays by his own vibe and no one’s taking that away.

Interrupts Impa constantly cuz it really pisses her off.

He is the first two lines of ‘verbatim’

Really good at chess. (Owns a Mario chess set because I do and projection)

Good at critical thinking games in general.

Has a killer scar over his right eye

Makes all of his goggles and other sheikah accessories by hand

Gets really funny with the type of clothes he wears, doesn't like wearing a lot of them

Has an obsession with cats. On a birthday nobody knows what to get him so they all get him these dumb cat pens, Purah get’s him a cat pen pot to hold all his cat pens.

When he gets cats, he takes pictures of them and link to put around his workspace

Favourite types of cats are mangy aggressive ones

Discussed with my dad and came to the conclusion he names all his cats ‘Mr. ---’ regardless of gender. (and I mean everyone of them.)

Really good at multiple instruments. especially guitar.

Slaps at rhythm games, has pretty much all perfect scores on Project Diva

Knows how to fucking party (i.e. gets rlly high and drunk on weekends)

He and Purah have a hate song on King Roahm (its as embarrassing as you think it is)

Asks everyone their pronouns when they first meet and asks certain homophobes every time they meet.

Kids love him and Purah as they ‘look cool’

He loves teaching kids about guardians, when he comes across a child who’s genuinely interested in them, he will defend them with his life

--Wherein Nightshade has found Piper and has her pinned to the wall.--

Nightshade’s chin settled comfortably on her shoulder, letting out a long sigh that raised goosebumps on Piper’s neck. “You’re a loud one, aren’t you?”

“So I’m - ow - so I’m told. It’s, ah, a real problem, actually.”

“I can imagine. Now, I’m a pretty big believer in second chances, and you’ve caught me in a good mood, so what do you say you work on being a good listener so I don’t have to see how much of that scarf can fit in your mouth?”

Piper tried to shift against the woman’s weight but brute force was never her thing and it felt like trying to shift a sentry bot. “Okay. I can do that. Tastes terrible, honestly.”

“Does this sort of thing happen a lot?”