#taiqrow

Yang: “He was limp but with encouragement he firmed up!” Title of your sex tape! 😆

Pyrrha: 😳

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Weiss: *trying a chili dog for the first time* It’s so sloppy! Why did I try to fit it all in my mouth at once?!” 😩

Yang: “It’s so sloppy, why did I try to fit it all in my mouth at once?” Title of your sex tape! 😂

Weiss: 😡

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Nora: *flexing after a sparring victory* I knew I could take all four of those guys at once! 😁

Yang: “I knew I could take four guys at once!” Title of your sex tape…! 🤣

Nora: *throws her hammer at Yang*

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Yang: *panting beside Blake in bed* Whooo….! That was great, babe…! I was worried that you might think we were moving too fast!

Blake: *sweaty and red-faced* I think you’re too deep for that, sunshine…!

Yang: “I think you’re in too deep” Title of your sex tape…!

Blake: 😑

Yang: *gasps* No…title of OUR sex tape…! 🤩

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Taiyang: *trying to grill too much food at once and running out of space* Phew…! I’m not sure I can handle this much meat! 😕

Yang: “I’m not sure I can handle this much meat!” Title of your sex tape! 😄

Taiyang: No, the title of my sex tape is “Twelve-Inch Tai and the Goth Trio.”

"Think about it!"

"I don't want to think about it." Yang groaned as she shoved Nora's face away from her own. "It's bad enough I have to hear about 'Whole Team Tai' from Professor Port and Oobleck-"

"DOCTOR!" A voice shouted from down the hall.

"Doctor Oobleck, but hearing it from my friends is just... a whole different level of ick!"

"Just imagine, though, you have a long-lost sister you don't even know about!" Nora waved her hand. "A last, third child of the Rose-Xiao Long-Branwen family line..."

"Why is my name first?" Ruby asked.

"And why all three? You can't make a baby with three people."

"WATCH ME!" Nora barked into their faces. "And names aren't important. What is important is if your moms had a baby, you guys, with your dad, who's to say that there isn't a third baby from the other member of their team?"

Both girls were quiet at this statement. This wasn't a stunned silence, nor was it a deep in thought silence. No, this was the kind of silence you only didn't hear when someone said something so profoundly bonkers stupid that you have to stare at them. The obvious reason for this was that the 'other member' Nora mentioned was their Uncle Qrow.

"Two boys don't make a baby." Ruby said, her face deadpan as if it were the most boring fact possible.

"Not like you're thinking, anyways." Yang shrugged.

"Oho, but what if... you're wrong~?"

The sisters looked at each other, then looked to Nora. In perfect harmony, they responded.

"NO."

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The winds buffeted against the black bird as he flew higher and higher up the mountain before reaching his nest. It was a small cave with a winding trail down to a village. Inside was a home with wooden framing and walls to maintain the heat kept in the center fireplace. Touching down, the bird transformed into a man with red eyes and blackhair stubble.

"I'm home." He greeted, bracing himself as he was immediately hugged by a much smaller person. Looking up with red eyes, the child smiled.

"Hi, Dad."

strq textposts pt3 this one has most of the firefly/taiqrow. my boys <3

Like, at first Qrow is afraid his Semblance will make their lives worse, and Tai still afraid of starting a relationship.

Yang: Uncle Qrow’s home!

Qrow: Hey, girls! I missed y-

Yang: [puppy dog eyes] Uncle Qrow, did you bring us ice cream?

Ruby: [puppy dog eyes] Please?

Qrow: Not even a “hello”, huh? Charming. Tai, can you believe these-