#tahnee

MySpass Folge No. 1 Themen: 00:00 - 02:38: Die Wochenshow 02:38 - 18:06: Anke Engelke 18:06 - 21:36: Annette Frier 21:36 - 30:03: Bastian Pastewka 30:03 - 43:39: Pastewka (41:20: Manta Manta - Michael Kessler) 43:39 - 52:30: Stromberg 52:30 - 01:03:43: Quatsch Comedy Club/Show 01:03:43 - 01:10:33: Tahnee 01:10:33 - 01:17:01: Chris Tall 01:17:01 - 01:24:50: Ralf Schmitz 01:24:50 - Ende: Klaas Heufer-Umlauf

MySpass Folge No. 2 Themen: 00:00 - 01:40: Intro 01:40 - 28:00: Hape Kerkeling 28:00 - 44:35: Martina Hill 44:35 - 59:55: Switch (Reloaded) 59:55 - 01:13:54: Bullyparade (+ Filme) 01:13:54 - 01:29:40: Carolin Kebekus 01:29:40 - 01:39:50: Kaya Yanar (+ Bülent Ceylan) 01:39:50 - Ende: Comedy-Mix-Shows

MySpass Folge No. 3 (auch auf Joyn) Themen: 00:00 - 25:50: Joko & Klaas 25:50 - 39:49: Anke Engelke 39:49 - 01:00:50: Bülent Ceylan 01:00:50 - 01:07:32: Der Schuh des Manitu/Das Kanu des Manitu 01:07:32 - 01:18:40: Iris Berben 01:18:40 - Ende: Newcomer/Night Wash

MySpass Folge No. 4 (auch auf Joyn) Themen: 00:00 - 15:34: Sebastian Pufpaff 15:34 - 32:41: Mirja Boes 32:41 - 47:57: Özcan Cosar & Bastian Bielendorfer 47:57 - 01:01:33: Bastian Pastewka 01:01:33 - 01:12:42: Oliver Kalkofe/Kalkofes Mattscheibe 01:12:42 - 01:21:40: Genial Daneben 01:21:40 - Ende: Olaf Schubert

Joyn Folge No. ?3? Themen: 00:00 - 16:41: Sascha Grammel 16:41 - 31:49: Carolin Kebekus 31:49 - 39:35: Stromberg/Christoph Maria Herbst 39:35 - 53:35: Hugo Egon Balder um 43:00: Hella von Sinnen 53:35 - 01:02:15: Annette Frier 01:02:15 - 01:15:56: Bernhard Hoëcker 01:15:56 - Ende: Atze Schröder

December 3

The first bite of the meal your character was just served is spoiled. How do they react?

Remember, it’s dialogue, so this is above and beyond any spitting out / grimacing / etc of the food.  What do they say?

“This can’t be that bad… … I was wrong, it’s worse.”

French Lesbians  – Tahnee

Tahnee is a comedian born in 1990.

She started doing standup in 2017, encouraged by fellow lesbian comedian Shirley Souagnon.

Her first show Tahnee, l’autre... Enfin! is in Paris every Tuesday until 2020 and was also played in other towns at LGBT or feminist festivals. Among other topics, she talks about being both lesbian and black, and about the Parisian lesbian scene.

She also organizes open mic nights “Self-ish” for women and trans people, writes the column “L’instant Tahnee” in Manifesto XXI and participates in lesbian/bi/trans podcast Gouinement Lundi.

Resources (in French) :

🎭 Tahnee L'autre - "chti-antillaise... et lesbienne !" (scène du FIEALD)

🎧 Tahnee "L'autre" en stand-up dans le cadre du festival Désirs Désir 2019

🎧 Adieu monde hétéro - Tahnee : “C’est comme si j’avais fait ça toute ma vie”

This was fun! Hopefully it kind of makes up for the angst I wrote earlier! Only one for tonight, I have a big day tomorrow!

8. ‘-Casual wink-’

“Virgil, look! It’s the cute nerd again!” Roman whispered as he noticed the newest customer of the morning, hitting his fellow barista’s arm excitedly. “Look at him. The gods hath blessed us mere mortals with his loveliness.” 

“Stop going Shakespeare and go and take his order,” Virgil grumbled, pushing Roman away from the coffee machine. “And maybe today you can gain the balls to actually ask him out.” He added not-so quietly. Roman flipped him off under the counter, rolling his eyes when Virgil only smirked knowingly in reply. 

So what if he hadn’t asked the cute nerd out? It wasn’t his fault that cute nerd reduced him to a blushy mess.

“Welcome to Patton Cake, what can I get for you today?” Roman smiled, the perfectly rehearsed lines flowing out of him. He could do this part. He had done this part a million times. It was the following improvisation that always, always tripped him up. 

“Can I get a large espresso and an unheated chocolate croissant?” Cute nerd looked tired as he rooted around for money. If he was anything like Roman, professors were probably putting the pressure on him about the upcoming exams. 

“Sure. Your total is…” Roman pretended to read the cash register. “One phone number. Yours, specifically.” He looked to the cute nerd, winking casually at him.

Cute nerd blinked, which made him look adorably confused, up until the moment  he opened his mouth. “Are you having a stroke?”

Distantly, Roman could hear Virgil absolutely losing it in the background, his face burning hot as he looked literally anywhere but at cute-now-kind-of-asshole nerd’s face. “8 dollars and 50 cents.” He muttered, wishing now that the ground would swallow him alive.

Once that awkward interaction was over, he made his hasty retreat to the back of the shop, shooting a venomous glare at a still-chuckling Virgil. Let him deal with customers. Roman was going to sulk and clean dishes. 

“Hey, loverboy.”

“If you make one comment abo-” Roman began, turning to glare at Virgil once more.

“He left his number for you.” Virgil waved the note with said number in Roman’s face. “Said that he’s sorry, and he’s not great with interaction. ‘Specially not with, and I quote, ‘Gorgeous specimens of the species homo sapiens who appear to be more suited to extravagant parties than a coffee shop.’ Your nerd is pretty wordy. You’re a perfect match.”

Roman had never snatched something so quickly out of someone’s hands.