I love Ada finding out Soukoku stories but I think it would be really funny if Dazai was the last one to find out EVERYONE in the ADA was dating someone, not that he was stupid and didn't get the clues (because we all know that man is smart) but because he just doesn't believe that they are able to date cuz just look at them- maybe expect Ranpo because he would make Edgar tag along with him constantly that even Dazai couldn't deny it.
Well Fukuzawa is...old y'know, Dazai just wouldn't think he would date with someone after spending all those years alone, especially NOT Mori. Sadly, he does.
Yosano? Nobody could match her freak, That girl carries an entire WARdrobe with her. But surprisingly, a certain red headed mafia lady actually LIKES that and is into her?
Kunikida? That man got 58 ideals to fill, and he's definitely not dating someone who doesn't match every single one of those ideals, especially not with a white-haired Vampire. Oh he does??? AND THEY HAVE AN ADOPTED DAUGHTER??
Atsushi? He's too miserable to date. That man literally goes through HELL everyday, do you think he has the chance to date? Well actually, he does. And he dates the ENEMY.
Ranpo? Like I said, he's actually pretty obvious. He probably takes Edgar back to the agency and they go out, even Dazai can't deny that his brother co-worker is dating him.
Tanizaki? Him and Naomi have a weird relationship, no way he's dating someone after the unlucky person sees how they act. So why the hell is Tachihara sticking around???
I wouldn't say Kenji and KyÅka were 'dating' but they probably have those cute and harmless childhood crushes on each other.
I would like to think Dazai having a heart attack because wdym his siblings co-workers were dating THOSE people??? (as if he's not in a loving relationship with Chuuya, but his case is different.) Especially about Kunikida because he just never imagined Kunikida being able to date with someone.
And Fukudad with the agency as his children is canon, source? I made that up and I want it to be canon.
Idk if there's any fics of this(I hope there is lmao) and I don't know if someone else thought about this(if they did I would like to tag them as originals, I don't want to look like an idea stealer!!)
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I'm going to write some one-shots for these later.
PORT MAFIA
MORI
Scared when Elise disappears
Wondering where the hell she went
Thinks heās sick or has been poisoned
(because when his energy is drained itās hard to keep her around)
Can suddenly feel all of his subordinated abilities.
CoNfUsEd
Then he realises that he had Fukuzawaās abilityĀ
But wait, theyāre the wrong ones
And then Chuuya comes to him ranting about how a sleezy mackerel did something to him
and it all makes sense
CHUUYAĀ
I know that transferring a God from one vessel to another is prob hella complex
Just donāt think too hard about it
Itās the ~ magic ~ ofĀ ~ L O V E
falling from mid-air
No longer feeling the thrum of Arahabaki
Bro finally gets a break from the constant ache to cause destruction.
He takes off his gloves
But puts them right back on when he realises what that means
He doesnāt want to go around nullifying peopleās abilities accidently
KAJII
Getting blown up by one of his bombs and it hurts him
But then he heals really quickly in a flurry of butterflies
Surprisingly, very calm
Does a quick scientific method toĀ figure out what the hell happened
Scared for Akiko when he realisesĀ
because he does in fact have a crush on her
He worries sheāll get hurt or hurt someone else
He starts running to the Agency
AKUTAGAWA
Rashoumon goes in the middle of a fight
A fight with Atsushi, no less
Then suddenly heās a tiger
He pAnIcS
Heās trying to hide the pAnIc
Itās not working
Theyāre both terrified
And trying they're very desperate best not to show the other that they are
They keep fighting
āCuz damn if I donāt keep my promises
I said Iād fight you
So I will!ā
Also, Iām extra mad at you for whatever you did!
āB-but I didnāt do anything!ā
"DaMn JiNkO, youāre so incompetent you canāt even hold onto your own ability."
āHey! We both switched, don't act like youāre better than me!ā
āThink of it like Rashoumon . . . but in reverse. Byakko isnāt a gun or spear, but a massive shield!ā
āYou gave this . . . thing a name?ā
āYeah, so what? She may be an ability, but she deserves a name, just like Elise.ā
TACHIHARA
Heās sparing with Gin when he suddenly flickers out of sight
He sees the snow but Gin doesnāt
He immediately recognises Tanizkaiās ability
āHow could I forget it after he almost decapitated our entire organisation?ā
But why tf would I have suddenly got Tanizakiās ability
āAnd do I still have mine?ā
Then he starts figuring it out
He uses it to his advantage during the sparring match
Because he figures I canāt solve this right nowĀ
so I might as well make the best of it
He thinks thereās a cool kind of power in knowing your invisible
āYou can do basically anything you want!ā
ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY
FUKUZAWA
Gets jump scared when Elise appears in his office
So confused
Sheās like āIām yours now.ā
Heās like ānO, you are NOT.ā
āOf course I am, you do love Stupid Rintarou, donāt you?ā
āY-yes . . .? Normally Iād say so without question, but I have a bad feeling about where this is going.ā
She explains what happened, because as an ability she has an understanding of it
Heās a little shaken
But he likes her so he becomes chill with it
He does know however that his employees wonāt be chill with loosing their abilities
He hides Elise in his office with a colouring book he had bought for her
Constantly reminding himself that this is temporary
āIām a grown man with employees working under me, I must remain calmā
He actually loves Elise, even if he doesnāt spoil her as visibly as Mori does
As soon as the ADA realises (yet the employees still havenāt realised who some of them have swapped with and what it means š) heās like āIāve got to call O- Mori-donoā
āWhy?ā Theyāre all immediately suspicious
āTo let him know this is not in any way our doing of course.ā
āOh, yes, of course.ā
He and Mori are like āI was just about to call you!ā
āOugai, come get your feral child!ā
āYes, Iād like her back as much as you, but shockingly, we have larger problems.
He tells him that the PM members have the ADA members abilities
dun Dun DUN!!!
DAZAI
Knows whatās going on at once
Heās thrilled!
āI can fly!ā
āI can jump off the roof and scare the crap out of Atsushi!ā
āOh wait, but now I can't jump to my death anymore, stupid automatic activation ability.ā
But heās always worried for Chuuya
b/c Chuuya is used to having his ability
He doesnāt want Chuuya to be hurt
He also thinks itās funny as hell
Because heās a little shit
He wants them to all get their original abilities back
But he FULLY intends to take advantage of this while he can
Chuuya calls him like āWTF did you do to me mackerel!ā
Then Mori explains and Chuuya calls Dazai to rant about how he ācanāt believe a piece of garbage like āshittyā Dazai is my soulmate!ā
KUNIKIDA
After he sees everyoneās ability is messed up he tries to make something with his book but it doesnāt work
He wonders who he swapped with because he doesn't feel any different
He starts trying to do other abilities (reminds me of that once scene where heās buy Atsushiās bedside after the fight on the ship and heās trying to show Atsushi that heās calm and ready for anything and is doing martial arts to the air or whatever) and none of them work
Then he gives up and decides he should ask around if any of his underground sources know whatās going on
Heās trying to call it and the phone is doing stuff without him touching it
Heās like OHHHH
Ā . . . shite
Goes to get check up on katai before he loses his mind of boredom and sadness without his computer skills
KATAI
He never uses paper so he doesnāt notice heās gained a new ability
But he does notice that his computer has stopped listening to him
Heās confused and distraught
He thinks heās lost the only quality of his that matters
But heās far too emotional and lazy to inquire so he just starts to mope in depression
Luckily Kunikida is there within 30 minutes to āsaveā him
AKIKO
She doesnāt notice until she has to treat TanizakiĀ
b/c he stabbed himself by mistake when he magnetised a scissor to him
He explained it that he just dropped it
b/c he didnāt want to admit what happened b/c he was to freaked out
She starts dismembering him when and then realisesš¬š°š¶
Oof size large
Tanizaki starts panicking and unintentionally flinging her metal tools everywhere, injuring both of them.
Yosano immediately knows he swapped with Tachihara but has no time to be amused
They speedrun like every ability to figure out who she swapped with
āTry levitating something!ā
āHere touch Tanizaki, see if it makes him stop!ā
In the end, itās Kajii who comes to them because he likes Yosano and wants her to be safe.
So he shows up just in time and Yosano shows him how to heal her and Tanizaki.
ATSUSHI
Suddenly heās no longer a tiger, but a human
And tendrils are coming out of his clothes
Heās scared because he canāt regenerate now
And heās scared for AkuĀ
b/c Aku doesnāt know how to defend himself using the tiger
He wants to stop fighting
But at the same time, he pushes to his highest potential (it makes him exhilarated, and maybe something else . . .) because he knows Aku will just regenerate
Akuās teaching how to use Rashoumon while theyāre fighting
āNot like that, idiot!ā
āIt requires finesse!ā
āAs base a creature as you doesnāt deserve her*!ā
*rashoumon is a referred to with s female somewhere in the manga/light novels I think
āSlice with the edge, imbecile!ā
āDonāt use your body weight, you brute! Let Rashoumon do it for you!ā
āHow canāt you grasp something so simple!ā
āStab, not slash, you stupid oaf! And send tendrils out remotely. You donāt have enough technical skill for that, weretiger. Your specialities lie in brute strength and maximum destruction. Use that! Donāt try and fight with your weakness, deliberately doing so sets you up for failure. Only a fool sets himself up for failure. Donāt be a fool, weretiger!ā
Theyāre still arguing to cover their fear
Yeah, itās really just them showing off how well they know each other
Eventually, the others find them.
KYOUKA
doesnāt notice at first
Then Kenji comes in and male blond Demon Snow is trailing behind him
Heās completely unaware
Itās so cute
Kyouka doesn't want to tell himĀ
so she experimentally lifts Kuniās deskĀ
and when she can easily do so, Kenjiās like āWow, youāre so strong Kyouka!ā
Sheās like āYeah *_* We swapped abilities.ā
He turns around and notices
He loves Demon Snow
Kyouka kind of wants to give it to him
Even though itās the last piece of her mother, it still brings painful memories
He tells her she should keep it.
All smiles
āIt was your Mumās gift to YOU. You can use her to help others and make her your own. Just please, give her a chance, for me okay.ā
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Which Bsd ship kid should I fully design and draw?
Shin Soukoku's kid (Akutagawa x Atsushi)
Soukoku's kid (Chuuya x Dazai)
Kunibram's kid (Kunikida x Bram)
Ranpoe's kid (Ranpo x Poe)
Fyolai's kid (Fyodor x Nikolai)
Suegiku's kid (Tecchou x Jouno)
Kenjikyou's kid (Kenji x Kyouka)
Rimlaine's kid (Rimbaud x Verlaine)
Steincraft's kid (John x Lovecraft)
Tachitani's kid (Tachihara x Tanizaki)
Other (comment)
Voting ended onMar 20, 2025
I'm aware my art isn't very popular or anything lol but please pick which kid you'd want to see me draw the most<3 (I'm also aware every kid on this list beside Kenjikyou's would be biologically impossible but uhh let's say there's just some ability user or whatever who can let two men have kids or smth, idk I'm here to draw not to have logic mk š)
I'll also name the kid and give them a bit of a story when I end up drawing whoever they are :>