#syrettes

why are men so useless jfc

themeaningofflying replied to your post “so i’m sitting here trying to stream taylor swift’s acceptance speech...”

Ughhhhh you would think PDX would be better than that but noooooooo.

ALL MEN ARE GARBAGE MAGGOTS

clovavavoom replied to your photoset “personally, stylist caroline, i would have gone with these saint...”

Zayn could have DEFINITELY worn those I'm harddd

ok so i just had a small blackout picturing zayn in some of the saint laurent looks but i think i'm ok now... maybe... 

syrettes replied to your photo “NOTHING ABOUT THIS OUTFIT IS WEIRD”

This outfit is fantastic.

thanks darling! EVERY PATTERN. 

blamefincham replied to your post “Haylor was PR to COVER UP LARRY”

*standing ovation*

Julie

I understand because he upsets me so much. I’m still SO BITTER over everything. I wish I could give it up but I’m MAD

GO WRITE.

Only because I love you.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. HOW PERFECT. TELL ME MORE ABOUT ED AND HARRY CHASING THE BABIES WHILE NICK AND TAYLOR GLAM AND GAB. HERE FOR IT. EVERYWHERE FOR IT.

YES I CAN. so i feel in my heart like harry and ed would be dad bros, they could spend time like discussing discipline techniques while nick is more the sort of abstract impressionist of parents and taylor sometimes follows that mode (you'd think taylor would be very uptight but girl knows what battles to pick so if little teddy wants to smear mashed potato all over his face taylor's just going to roll with it, and ed just wants to do his best you know? and he really cares about teddy's potato face!). and they're all hands-on parents, but ed and harry definitely are all up on beach play time and they'd want to build the fuck out of some goddamn sandcastles (so would taylor and nick, but they're busy ok they have wine) and act out the fuck of some power rangers: space bonanza or whatever kids watch in the future. 

ed makes AWESOME lightsaber sounds and harry is very inventive with his seaweed crowns but unfortunately what is a very exciting playtime turns DIFFICULT when all the kids decide that it is ACTUALLY A RACE and they have to escape the foul clutches of the evil daddies and they're all running off and giggling and ed and harry are like hurtling after them, oh god please don't let any of them get lost or fall down or break something oh no gigi, that's a horseshoe crab don't step on that!! 

where are your golf carts now, bros????