‪When your brain is so fried you find out stuff you didn’t know about yourself previously ‬
My brain thought it’d be a good idea to make up this skit:
Imaginary boyfriend: wanna play with my sword later
I glance at him: you bet
The people in the background have a blush depening at our public indecency
[Later]
*He pulls out swords & we sword fight*
My mind: That’s not the only sword I’m playing with tonight














