So I just had to google switzel because I wanted to get the spelling right (Iām petty) and apparently itās seeing a resurgence in āhipster markets.ā
And honestly never in my life have I been so unimpressed with hipsters.Ā
Like... what hard physical labor have you been doing that drove you to drinking vinegar, brad? Like, this is not poor manās kombucha, youāre just drinking proto-gatorade. Meanwhile my great-grandma drank that stuff and no one in the family since then could stand it. Youāre just making bad decisions, youāre not fooling anyone.













