#swd om

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'His hands are so soft', you think to yourself as Asmodeus massages your knuckles, prepping the skin and cuticles for a manicure. He'd pleaded with you, desperate to pamper you a little with a skin care routine you'd never heard of. After an acid bath incident a few months back, you'd been taking a break from demon wellness routines, but had finally broken after Asmodeus nearly cried, begging you to spend time with him.

You're not complaining yet, the massage is wonderful and after having to write most of your RAD notes by hand, you're grateful for it. It's firm and gentle in a way that works all of the stress out of your fingers and wrist, and you weren't even aware that you had all these muscles in your hand, let alone that they could be so sore.

You relax into the massage and when Asmodeus' firm grip spreads to your wrist you let out a soft whine of content and have to laugh a little to cover up the embarrassing noise. Asmodeus just stares at you; there's a soft warmth in his eyes and smiles in a way that means he thinks you're cute. It's a bit flustering to be the center of his attention like this, and you wonder how he does it all the time.

I eat your writing whenever I see your pfp on my notifications bar!!!!

- Love, @headsp4ce ♡

thank you! Since Mammon is your fav you get to be on top of the next Mams headcannons.

Mammon has two secret human kids that he adopted. He canonically adopted a little girl from the human realm and left her with witches that he pays regularly, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were more, perhaps ones that have already passed away.

Mammon has an entire troop of crows (a troop in military terms is about 60-200). At least twenty follow each of his brothers out as well as Mc.

Mammon's also really quiet when he just doesn't feel very good and it's creepy. Not even Lucifer can hear Mammon coming up behind him on a bad day.

Mammon has a journal. He did try therapy a few times but never felt really listened to so he stuck to journaling.

Mammon hates most rollercoasters. Mammon knows way too much about rollercoaster accidents, he often won't let his brothers ride them either due to safety concerns.

Mammon was raised by Lucifer, he can tell when something is even a millimetre off from perfection (this is in canon somewhere, I just can't remember where).

Mammon once tried making crepes when Asmo had a bad day. They were delicious despite looking lopsided but Asmo still took photos which made Mammon feel very proud of himself.

Mammon has a photo album with sketches for the moments that came before cameras.

Mammon cannot go anywhere with Lucifer without giving him a headache. The one exception was when they went to visit foreign rulers and Mammon was very well behaved.

Mammon has started many petty fights with Lucifer just to see his big brother fiery and energetic again, even if it doesn't last too long. Their prank wars are also extremely subtle but so stupid.

Mammon chewed out Solomon and Diavolo after the night dagger incident, it scared the absolute shit out of Satan who witnessed Mammon's rare wrath. Both his big brother and his treasure were in danger, there's no way he wouldn't be upset over it.

Mammon once left one hundred keys to nothing in random places. They all had Mephistopheles number on them. Mammon did this just to inconvenience Mephisto for talking down to Mc.

Mammon has a weird repertoire of spells, mostly causing inconveniences such as stubbing one's toe only to stub it again when it heals and one to make someone constantly step on legos that appear from nowhere. Satan asked Mammon to teach him and Mammon refused even after cash offerings because he knew it would be used on Lucifer and he wouldn't wish such cruelty upon his siblings.

For now here’s a chat edit I made of a convo between my mc and Asmo

DANG MY ARTSTYLE CHANGED A LOT-

Anyways, here is the VA of Levi and Ex! If any of you are unfamiliar with Ex, he is from Ex and Bee: Nightfall Coven, which is a newly released audio romance drama!

You may have seen the official Obey Me Team posting an art of Leviathan, Satan and Raphael with another character. That's because they have the same VAs!!

I recommend checking out Ex and Bee. HEADPHONES RECOMMENDED TOO!

Drew this freakazoid as DECO*27'S new song "Monitoring". Absolutely loved the song and had a thought "Hmm. How could I make this about obey me"

Rating: G Prompt: Lucifer Pairing: Lucifer/Diavolo Wordcount: 685 A/N: Lucifer finally taking Diavolo out to the dinner he won in their bet about Devildom Law Finals (Devils in the Details reference!) Belated post for Day 1 of the Obey Me! Advent Calendar (See @om-adventcalendar for more fun!)

“Well, here we are Diavolo. The private room at Ristorante Six.” Lucifer said, feeling somewhat odd about the privacy. “I thought our bet was simply dinner, though I must admit that I am gratified by your desire for privacy, lest my brothers make a mess of our… time.”

Diavolo laughed, quieter than his usual boisterous energy. “I wished to have some time with you in private.” He shrugged. “I thought we could take the time to talk about some things without interruption.”

“Things like teasing me about my newest pact, I’m certain.” Lucifer grumbled.

“Well, true.  How did Miss Nia manage to beat your scores?” Diavolo asked with a smirk.

“I think it has something to do with being distracted by a human in my home.”

“Fair that you were distracted, but I think she really just has a mind for law.”

“Why do you say that?” Lucifer asked, still sulking.

“She didn’t just beat your score. She wasn’t just the top of the class this term. She also beat my scores from when I took the course.”

“You have got to be kidding me.” Lucifer was stunned, and he didn’t like it one bit.  Nia’s performance really reminded him of Lilith, and he felt himself tearing up.

“Don’t be upset, Lucifer. She’s talented, and we should be proud of her.”

“I am proud of her.” It was his sin, after all.

“Then…” Diavolo wasn’t even pretending not to pry.

“Lilith wanted to go into cross-realm law, before we fell.” Lucifer said finally, taking a deep breath. It would not do to actually cry in public. Even just tearing up in a private room was far too much emotion. 

“I always wondered why you turned Demon. Just stripping you of your magic would have turned you human. That’s the typical errant-angel punishment.” Diavolo said, quietly, one hand reaching across the table into Lucifer’s peripheral vision, in case he wanted to hold it.

“It was part of our Covenants with Michael. The worst punishment he could imagine for turning against him.  And just as easy to make fatal - I know he knows the spell to make Devildom air caustic, as well. Like breathing in poison, it was a punishment for traitors during the war.”

“And he used it on Lilith when she was injured, to ensure she didn’t simply become a demon and live happily ever after.”

“Yes.” Lucifer said. “I will never forgive him.”

“And yet, you still bound yourself to me to save her.”

Lucifer was silent for a long moment, his hand instinctively reaching out to take Diavolo's. How could he explain to Diavolo that he was willing to pact himself because he simply trusted Diavolo enough?

“I would like to reciprocate, Lucifer.” Diavolo said when he felt the silence stretched on too long. “Our relationship is such that I feel it unfairly imbalanced. Make a pact with me.”

Lucifer had gone from pensive, from trying not to think about Lilith’s death, to thinking too hard about how he felt about the Demon Lord in front of him.

“You must know what it means - what it used to mean - to share reciprocal covenants in the Celestial Realm.” Lucifer said, quietly. “It would be akin to being married in the Human Realm, Diavolo. Do you know what you’re offering me here?”

“I do.” Diavolo said, the choice of words deliberate and pointed. “It’s quite the same here, though done more freely than I must expect it was done in the Celestial Realm.”

“Not for the future Demon Lord.” Lucifer bit out the words.

“Do you disbelieve in my sincerity, Lucifer Morningstar?” Diavolo asked, his voice low and quiet.

“Of course not. It’s just not simple. You will require an heir which I cannot provide, and despite the Devildom being open to polygamy, I don’t see your advisors thinking—“

“Then we’ll keep it from them.” Diavolo interrupted with a smirk. “Until you’re comfortable, only you and I - and Barbatos -need know about our pacts.”

“A secret marriage.” Lucifer said with one eyebrow raised.

“We’ve been secret lovers for decades.” Diavolo chuckled. “What’s one more thing?”