🌈 Things I find attractive in folks:
long hair on men/buzz and styled on women -really this comes down to unusual, gender nonconforming hair styles
obvious vannity completely rumpled by unabating daily events
willingness to grab, touch, handle and otherwise teasingly molest my person, particularly when i need it and won’t find it pestersome
sometimes bright colors, or an otherwise neat vibe
🍓 One secret about yourself?
always believed I have visions or some shit and thus convinced myself I would one day have a red headed son.
I named him Emmitt Wallace
🍒How do you act when you have a crush?
imma total and inexcusable nutcase
i blush easy, i giggle at nothing, i tell anecdotes like Madam Winchester built staircases, I dress to impress
Friend: You are a father. An embarrassing father. An eccentric grandpa. How did you find these clothes?
i will find things and give them, intentionally or not, creepy or cute
my anxiety is through the roof