#susanza

Susie: Okay you guys, this is serious! Taranza is getting depressed about his late queen again, and I really want to cheer him up somehow, but I need ideas!

King Dedede: Get him a bottle of bees.

Susie: No.

Magolor: Tell him that he has a brighter future ahead with you and all of us!

Susie: I tried that. It's just not enough...

King Dedede: Hmmmm. You guys should watch the Bee Movie together.

Susie: Will you cut the bee jokes??

King Dedede: I'd BEE happy to, HONEY.

Kirby: Hababbdeb burbbu!

Susie: That is a rather fascinating dissertation on the psychology of grief, Kirby, but I think I wanna keep things simple. Meta Knight!! What say you?

Meta Knight: I say you should turn him into a robot and make him work for you. That seems to be your forte.

Susie: Come ON Metaaaaa, I thought we were past this!

Meta Knight: You gave me Bluetooth.

Bandana Waddle Dee: I think a lot of this boils down to you, Susie! Think about how Taranza makes YOU feel when you're with him, and maybe translate that to a cheer-up gift somehow?

Susie: Hmm...

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Taranza: *sitting alone on a hill*

Susie: *casually sits down next to him*

Taranza: Oh...! What is is, Sus?

Susie: *hands him something*

Taranza: ...A hairband?

Susie: My favorite one. Got it from my dad. It always reminded me of a better time...but I don't need that now, since I know I have an even better time than that ahead of me. So I thought maybe you could use it more. Even if you...don't have hair. Heh...

Taranza: ...

Susie: *plops her head on his shoulder*

Taranza: Oh yeah, we’re good friends ever since Kirby introduced us!

Magolor: No. Dude, I mean she LIKE likes you.

Taranza: Whuh?

Magolor: Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed her flirting.

Taranza: Since when??

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Susie: Wassup Spider-Man?

Taranza: Hey Susie! Can I ask you a favor?

Susie: I will absolutely go out with you.

Taranza: Haha, that’s not what I said though!

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Taranza: Oh come on, it wasn’t THAT obvious.

Magolor: *turns to Kirby* Yo, Kirby, how does Susie feel about our buddy Taranza?

Kirby: *makes kissing sounds*

Taranza: Kirby is clever like that!

Magolor: Kirby, what’s five times three?

Taranza: I swear, these Kirby Burgers are so cute with their precious smiles!

Susie: I swear, YOU'RE so cute with your precious smile.

Taranza: *blushes* Gaughghh, Susie you're killing me!

Susie: Aww, I'm sorry. I wouldn't want to do anything to upset my DREAMY SPIDER BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Taranza: *Curls up into spiderball* EeeeEEE!!!

Taranza : why I'm always in the frienzone… TELL ME!

Susie : I don't know bro.

Taranza : LOOK YOU ARE ONLY LIKE HER, YOU FRIENZONED MEEEEEEEEE!

Susie: I'm sorry buddy…

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