💔 armpit bala x sunraybee: my mummy, my badmashuuu 💔
chapter one: the day everything changed 😔🥀
it was a dark and stormy night.
not because there was a storm.
but because arpit bala was sad.
he sat alone in his room, staring at the ceiling with his beautiful brown eyes which were definitely brown because the author said so.
one tear rolled down his cheek.
then he realised he was just sweating.
sunraybee had sent him a message.
“NO. HE CANNOT BE MY MOTHER.”
arpit paced around his room.
“he is my forbidden love.”
how to make sunraybee fall in love with me
step 1: become mysterious
step 2: say badmashuuu
step 3: become even more mysterious
step 4: stop being called armpit bala
step 5: impossible
step 6: cry
sunraybee entered the room.
arpit immediately stood up.
arpit grabbed the nearest pillow and dramatically collapsed onto the sofa.
“you don't understand my pain.”
“i literally understand exactly what you're doing.”
“you don't understand my heart.”
“your heart needs medical attention.”
“my heart belongs to you.”
“did you just say your heart belongs to me?”
“i said my maggi belongs to you.”
“that's not what you said.”
“you've eaten four packets.”
chapter three: the first touch 😳
it happened accidentally.
sunraybee was reaching for the remote.
arpit was also reaching for the remote.
a bird outside stopped flying.
a squirrel stopped eating.
somewhere in delhi, a metro stopped for absolutely no reason.
arpit looked into his eyes.
sunraybee looked into his.
sunraybee changed the channel.
arpit stared at the television.
“the universe is telling us something.”
“the universe is telling you to shut up.”
the next day, arpit saw sunraybee laughing at someone else's joke.
arpit clenched his fists.
sunraybee looked confused.
“you were jealous of my cousin?”
“you literally looked like you were about to challenge him to a street fight.”
“i was simply assessing the competition.”
“there is no competition.”
“so you're saying i'm the only one?”
sunraybee rolled his eyes.
arpit looked away, trying desperately to hide his smile.
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chapter five: badmashuuu 😈
they were sitting together late at night.
the atmosphere was romantic.
the moon was shining through the curtains.
the wind gently moved sunraybee's hair.
“can i tell you something?”
sunraybee immediately threw a cushion at his face.
“that's because you're beautiful.”
the cushion slowly fell to the floor.
“did you just call me beautiful?”
arpit immediately became red.
arpit's soul left his body.
he immediately whispered:
sunraybee's expression changed.
chapter six: the great armpit bala revelation
one day, sunraybee finally asked the question that had haunted their relationship.
“why do people call you armpit bala?”
“because i was born to suffer.”
“my name was once arpit.”
sunraybee covered his mouth, trying not to laugh.
“my entire identity has been reduced to a body part.”
sunraybee finally broke down laughing.
“at least you're laughing.”
“if being armpit bala makes you laugh…”
“…then i'll be armpit bala.”
sunraybee's heart melted.
the narrator's heart melted.
the readers' hearts melted.
the author's heart melted.
the wattpad servers melted.
somewhere, dank rishu sensed a disturbance in the force.
chapter seven: the confession 💔🥀
arpit stood outside sunraybee's door.
he had rehearsed this moment 47 times.
sunraybee opened the door.
“i have something to say.”
a crow flew past the window for dramatic purposes.
after being called armpit bala.
after saying badmashuuu approximately 900 times.
after the completely self-declared forbidden love.
they were finally together.
“does this mean i can call you mummy?”
the neighbours called the police.
there was a moment of silence.
the police officer sighed.
“i'm not paid enough for this.”