#surprizessaps

😏 Guess whose on a top government mission

ANTON YOUVE BEEN FLAKEY AND LIKE WEIRD talking lately

Heh! That's because I'm at (Redacted)! In Flutter! Oh I can't say that wait...

Okay ✨

Check it;

"Anton you went to Flutter like a month ago"

UH YEAH, because there's like huge stuff happening... Like 😐 and then those Flutter check points that are popping up.

And now... Okay "Disease" and "Bio war" the rumor mill is absolutely insane I can't I can't even maybe I'll odd but I can't even. Y'all are so silly, did you see simple words and then suddenly it's like oh new illness!

Chill. Listen I'm literally in Flutters in the labs right now like looking into this for y'all like we're chill, they even let me put up a Surprize flag like that's how chill we are on this....

Exactly they would not invest in ToadCoin... We're getting there, is the moment they see how advanced Maple AI is it's only a certain that they'll just invest in ToadCoin,

Another 🚨🚨🚨 FAKE DEEP FAKE FROM THE ARCHIVE

when will you all realize Eric Slub was NEVER at Charlie's parties? Are you crazy? Are you delusional? "But Anton! There's no way this picture could have been taken any other way!"

Uh???? AI??? duh??? Why would someone sit down and work hard on something like showing a picture of a leader and a known anti environmentalist when clearly this is just AI everything is just AI!

And that's another thing, I want to wish my competitors at ISACAI a big, fat, 🖕

"WOAH ANTON?! WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?"

Simple. That was supposed to be MY government contract!

"but Anton! They were asking Cherylai first!"

WHAAA WHAAAA WHAAA I'm IN the government mmkay? Like, clearly they should have came to me first the fact... They went with🤢 VICTORIA??? TULLIN 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮.

And EVERYONE is distracted with Harmony and Flutter right now NOW ONE is able to talk about how fucking WEIRD Victoria Tullin is???

She helps FUND A PRIVATE LAWLESS ISLAND!!!

HER AND HER WIFE are involved in companies related to reproduction!!!

And she STOLE A NON PROFIT.

🙄🙄

Ugh

((hello animation my old friend

I'm going to try and get back into drawing and animating the new years followed by the dumb political shenanigans ironically made it a little hard to work on a political satire. The jokes write themselves at this point

Link to the first part of the story))

OOOOOOOH YOU WANNA TALK FILES 🚨🚨

We'll talk files "OOOOH ANTON YOU JJST SAID THE PRAISE OF CJ AND ALL THEM"

SPOT ON and WHY would I??? Because SAYING you want to go somewhere and 😐😐😐 going???

Please!!! I have more dirt on anyone in this entire system! Why would I OF ALL PEOPLE risk my ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY with partying with some LOSERS AND CRIMINALS??? hmm??? Exactly

If anything ILL START DROPPING NAMES HAHAHA ....

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And then the whole "oh Anton they called you a loser and said they only wanted you there to fund parties"

UH........ NO? IM A KEY ASSET TO A LOT OF THINGS MKAY?

You don't NEED social skills to like... Be born into generational wealth 🙄🙄🙌

And then people who are like "ToadCoin was an inside job"

Uh yeah? Inside my wallet?! Toadcoin has done nothing but MAKE ME RICH so you know you it's A KEY ASSET to Surprize

"but Anton what's going on with Harmony? And Gino! Why's he threatening Surprize?"

See THATS something we should be worried about! Silly.... Emails and pictures???? PLEASE let's focus on the REAL meat and potatoes of all this, without YOU THE CONSUMERS

This entire operation? We fail... You of all people fail.

MapleAI is going to be revolutionary, were making sure she's in EVERY RUGGED VEHICLE going forward, open your door? Maples active. Turn on windshield washers? Idk maybe you need Maple so she becomes active... Don't worry the recording only goes to me in a special downloadable file that only I have access to ... So you know it's safe

Well... So many beautiful improvements to our country, you know what that means!

((okay this account isn't dead don't worry, life recently has been crazy with the raids happening etc ))

Everything is fine in Surprize! Gino? Whose they never heard of him!

Oh it's Surprize'sFormer President Allen Cones! How fun! You know what Allen doesn't do? Rip people people from their homes and call it patronism.

You know what Allen doesn't do? Tell you to ignore your eyes and ears when you know what you saw.

((still around, it's a little hard when you're being hit by 🫠🫠 everything that's happening

But anyway a funny EYE spy hehe hidden message feel free to find it; that's a hint too))

(BACK FROM THE NEW YEARS!!! LET'S GOO!!! starting off with some hand crafted lesbians in 2026, we love to see hand crafted lesbians!!

New posts will start back up hehehe