Tonight’s Batfamily rambles settle around Kon El Kent, and the obscene amount of things he doesn’t realize are common knowlage.
Tim: *brushing his teeth*
Kon: You know, if humans don’t brush their teeth, they can fall out. Gum disease can even be fatal if left untreated.
Tim, spitting toothpaste: Yeah, Kon, I know.
Tim, eating a sandwich: I never considered what pickles could add, never going back.
Kon: They add acidity, typically? Salt.
Tim: Yeahhhh…Kon, I know.
Tim: *18 missed calls from Konnor “the L” Kent*
Tim: *calling back* hey, sorry, it’s 7am and I got back from patrol at 4am. Wait, are you crying?
Kon, sobbing: Horses can’t throw up.
Tim: Uhm. Yeah?
Kon: if a horse ate too much Benadryl it would die because it couldn’t throw it up.
Tim: Goodnight, Kon.
Kon: Tim! Tim! The average gestational period of a human pregnancy is 9 months!!
Steph:
Tim:
Kon: :D
Tim: How did you get inside this time?
