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September 2021 - Share magazine
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S-Sir, I caught Supreme Leader Kylo Ren muttering to that charred helmet again. Something about finishing off Hux. Stay alert, sir.
Thank you, anon. I am currently on top of the situation and will not hesitate to accidentally step on his cape when he’s stomping around near an inconveniently malfunctioning airlock. It’d be such a tragedy if our Supreme Leader mysteriously disappeared.Â
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Chapter 19 - The Event (Part Two).
You know I love your poetry, I am also the worst at prompting though. So here are a few ideas, pick any one (or none if they all make you D:) 1) time of giants is past 2) stealing from Leonard Cohen, heroes in the seaweed 3) Autumn days or 4) dish ran away with the spoon.
Turnus’ Stone (The time of giants is past)
Virgilius Maro, wandering the Lavinian shorefinds a grey stone opening the landscape like a scara man’s height or more; a barbarian menhir;hard-fallen like the fall of ancient honourand wheat-roots choking down the old blood & fire,the last mad hefting of it; the cold horrorof the soldier’s legs buckling like a man in a nightmare.Ten men now could not lift it any higherthan its still green grave unturned by the tiller:Virgil knows, now, who the great men really arewhose deeds in fresh bronze actually matterand the golden flash of the sword over helpless Furorwith the necessary iron muzzling its protesting jaws:farewell, old Republic; farewell, civil wars.
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Quotables LII: Many-Parts Edition, Part E.
Greg: I’ve had soy ice cream. JenDo: Yeah it sucks.
Tiffany Lee about Alanna: I like to slap her face sometimes.
Richard: When did [Jasper] lose his youth? Darren: From the womb? You know Benjamin Button?
Elaine: Darren!! You’re gonna die!! Darren: … Elaine: From lack of sleep!!
Matt Yuen to Greg: There are some people that I just can’t imagine sleeping. You’re one of them.
Greg: I don’t care about this claaaass. It’s only 2 units. JenDo: You should take more naps.
JenDo, reading for class: “Take 30 minute naps 5 times a week and drink herbal tea.” I can do that!
Tiffany Hui: You should make Sandra some biscuits. Because Sandra told me she really likes biscuits. Sandra: Huhh??? When???
Natalie: And here I thought you were a nice guy. Nicholas: I am a nice guy, you jerk.
Lundblad: The transition from college ghetto to your workplace sis overnight. They’re very intolerant of college ghetto.
May-May: What did you make? Greg: Mashed potatoes. May-May: With bananas? Greg: No, with potatoes. May-May: What did you buy 5 pounds of?? Greg: Potatoes…
Dorcas: Sometimes my housemates speak in Spanish and I tell them, “This s an English-speaking house!!”
Megan: Patrick smells like Hi-Chew. Patrick: I always smell like that.
Richard: Did you know I don’t cry from onions? Because I’ve become an onion.
Patrick: Do you want a cough drop?? It’s almost candy…
Patrick, on watching Frozen for the second time: Chris seduced me. He seduced me…I couldn’t resist.
Steph: I’m thinking of doing Insanity again over winter break. Jordan: Yeah I’m thinking of eating a salad too.
Jordan: Look at how shiny my nail is! Steph: Is that from my nail polish? Jordan: No it’s from the oil (of my chicken nuggets).
Steph: You’re gonna make nugget come out of my nose! Jordan: That’s gross. Alanna: Do it!! Do it!!!
Tiffany Lee: I guess that's the only thing that matters when you bake. Â How if feels when you pet it.
Quotables LII: Many-Parts Edition, Part D.
When discussing UCD AACF apparel. Dorcas: Crewnecks, crewnecks!!! Dorcas: Let’s get ears on the hood! Dorcas: Leopard print! Dorcas: Gold! Silver!! Bronze!! Dorcas: Let’s get scarves! I love scarves. Dorcas: Space? Stars? I love stars. Frank: Why do you make all unnecessary comments…?
Dorcas: You guys wanna see my new Bible? It’s a nice color, right? It reminds me of cake. Eat the word, right??
Dorcas: I just want to stick a candle in [my Bible]. Frank: …did she have coffee today?
Dorcas: I put my phone number in it in case I lose it, see? At least I didn’t lose it in the ocean.
Frank: Dorcas, I think I want to dye my hair. I want to be blonde.
Frank: After Fellowship’s at your place right? Greg: Yeah. Dorcas: Aww I can’t go….BECAUSE I’M GOING TO HUNGER GAMES!!!
Dorcas: Oh there’s Elaine!! Greg: Who’s she with? Dorcas: She’s with someone.
Dorcas: Sometimes Darren’s head reminds me of Frankenstein’s. Frank: …I see it now…
Darren: This is so awkward. Steph: It’s only awkward because you said it’s awkward. Enoch: I thought it was awkward.
Enoch: If anyone’s interested, it’s a dollar to touch [my moustache].
Quotables LII: Many-Parts Edition, Part C.
Greg: I don’t know what to make with it… JenDo: You can make a lot of things! Like…kimchi soup and….kimchi soup…
Tiff Hui: I don’t know how they do it. The Italians eat pasta all the time. And they’re so skinny. And glowing. Maybe it’s the wine.
Alex Wang: Hey Elliot, can you sing Chocolate Rain?
Jordan: Is it weird to send a mass text that says, “Hello ladies.” Linda: Yes… Elaine: …well are you going to write anything else?
Darren: Hey Jordan, you wanna come with me to Open Lab next quarter? Jordan: I just want to smell like formaldehyde. Linda: I just wanna cut stuff open.
Darren: They’re gonna want to go to WalMart… Greg: This late?! Darren: You don’t understand. My family is a bunch of vampires.
Darren: I don’t know when I first began to make fun of Katrina for her existence. I think it was in middle school.
Richard: I wear glasses when I don’t wear my contacts. I try to wear my contacts all the time though. They enhance my…self-esteem.
Aaron: Greg said we were going to go through Paul’s struggles. So I chose…struggle songs.
Matt Yuen: I wanna make a piñata in the shape of an M. Greg and Alanna: Why…? Matt Yuen: Because then it’d be an “M-pinata”!
Tiff Hui: I swear. Pork makes you have weird dreams.