⚽😈 Just dropping a little collection of Dooma headcanons for anyone else fascinated by one of the most terrifying men in the Super League. Hope these give you a laugh! 🐆✨
He is extremely self-aware of his own sociopathy. Unlike many villains, he knows exactly what he is and simply chooses to weaponize it.
He actually enjoys the moment right before a tackle, when he can see the opponent realize they’re about to get hit.
He intentionally plays clean for long stretches of a match so referees stop watching him closely.
His red cards are so infamous that referees sometimes warn him before kickoff.
Opposing teams try to provoke him intentionally, hoping he’ll lose control and get ejected.
Dooma takes medication but adjusts the dosage himself, believing he functions best on the edge of control.
He dislikes talking about the psychiatric clinic and will shut down conversations instantly if someone mentions it.
Dooma has a particular rivalry with Uber, because Uber refuses to fear him, even after Dooma pushing him down the stairs.
Dooma believes fear is a legitimate tactical tool in football.
He has a personal rule: never injure someone permanently……unless they deserve it.
When he watches game footage, he replays moments where opponents panic—it’s his favorite part of studying matches.
Dooma grew up playing football on hard dirt fields, which made his tackles naturally rougher and more aggressive.
His nickname among teammates is “The Leopard” because of his explosive bursts of speed and stalking playstyle.
Dooma drinks absurd amounts of tea. Not energy drinks. Not coffee. Just tea. Teammates have learned that if he’s holding a mug, he’s in a good mood.
He names his cleats. His current pair are called “Mercy” and “Consequences.”
He enjoys nature documentaries, especially ones about predators hunting.
If he’s annoyed during training, he’ll start dribbling the ball extremely slowly while staring directly at the person who irritated him.
Dooma whistles classical music when stretching. Nobody has ever heard him play anything else.
His favorite snack is beef jerky, which he carries in his gym bag at all times.
Despite his reputation, he loves ridiculously sweet desserts. One time he ate half a chocolate cake after a win and refused to share.
He once scared a referee simply by calmly asking how his family was doing before kickoff.
Dooma is weirdly good at gardening and grows plants at home.
He sometimes appears behind teammates without anyone noticing him walking up.
Once caught two players arguing and solved it by making them run tackling drills against each other until they got tired of fighting.
Some defenders claim Dooma whispers things during tackles that make them panic.
A popular meme claims Invincible United didn’t hire a captain—they hired a supervillain who happens to play football.
Rumor says referees sometimes review his disciplinary record before games just to mentally prepare.
There’s a rumor he once made an opposing striker substitute himself out just by staring at him during warmups.
League gossip says Dooma was banned not just for dirty play but because multiple teams filed complaints about “psychological intimidation.”
Referees allegedly draw lots before Invincible United games to decide who has to officiate Dooma.
He drinks protein shakes that taste so terrible his teammates believe it’s some kind of punishment ritual.
He meal-preps like a man preparing for an apocalypse. Teammates once opened his fridge and found exactly 28 identical containers of chicken and rice.
His team suspects Dooma doesn’t actually sleep. Like he just sits completely motionless during long bus rides.
