FINALLY DEVELOPED AND DESIGNED THE THREE LEADERS FOR THE THREE KINGDOM TRIAD OF SANGUOZHI!!!
i always love worldbuilding for diaochan's canto and hometown, so it feels soooo good and fun making these crazy fucking old men
liu bei loves shoes and is more enthusiastic promoting his shoe shop more than his fixer office, geeks out about rocinante but is respectful when donqui turns down his offer to clean them for free - still wants to make measurements and sketches so he happily lets her talk to guan yu while he does that
cao cao is just hung up on his sweetie - his ex guan yu who he's still not over. The Peach Shoe Shop has protocol when cao cao comes to visit and when guan yu has the lingering thought to contact him
its hard to visualise in text, but if he was voice-acted, he'd use random english slang and words: "so you defeated dong zhuo's lackeys? That's VERY NICE!" but he also unironically adds meow in his sentences too - "i am a tiger after all!"
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GENERAL NOTES: Sanguozhi
-A town distant from Hongyuan, riddled in syndicates, Idols and common folk wanting to flee Hongyuan.
-I wrote them before but alot of inspo came after playing Yakuza: Like a Dragon.
-Protected by a Triad of Three Kingdoms made from Kong Family loyalists - bc of their strength but also interest in maintaining their home, they're left alone by Hongyuan.
LIU BEI + THE SHU KINGDOM/PEACH SHOE PEDDLERS:
-An up and coming group that replaced the old Shu Kingdom, fairly small and humble but popular with the common folk as they are very involved in the community.
-It's rumored Liu Bei was an immensely distant relative to the Kong Family who had already been living here.
-He owns a shoe shop and upstairs is his small fixer office he leads with his two oath brothers: Zhang Fei and the Color Fixer, the Azure Dragon Guan Yu.
-Kind, homely and humble - is actually very enthusiastic abt his shoe business.
-Initially I wasn't gonna involve them in Diaochan's canto as much. This was how it would've happened:
-They declined the summons to participate in the Dong Zhuo campaign
as they have a lot on their plate outside of H Corp.
-LCB was employed by the Zhuque Talent agency to take their place.
-Is waaaay more involved in @liefofbushtown's Kongming/Zhuge Liang's canto - though they have a tragic fate there
-Out of the loop unlike the other two abt LCB and Diaochan's potential but grew to be fast friends with LCB and was immediately on their side.
-Since they have no stakes - immediately was able to stand up to Yuan Shao for Lu Bu, but it also meant they had no sway against him even w Guan Yu's influence. They help in the uprising against Yuan Shao and help clear the way.
CAO CAO + THE WEI KINGDOM/THE ZHUQUE TALENT AGENCY:
-Acts as the intermediary between Hongyuan and Sanguozhi despite his former loyalties to the Kong Family - was sly and clever enough to retain his spot. Has the most direct connections with the Head.
-The Talent Agency helps process Idol rankings and provide them with contracts. He also organizes the Beauty Pageants.
-Is very affable and charming, clever if not enigmatic. Irregardless, has a rather slimy feel to him that makes people keep him at arm's length.
"Ohhh yeah, I rarely saw him but I do remember Uncle Cao would come
visit to conduct business.
Hehehe, it's funny seeing him be so nice to us, back then he was so scary looking to us kids and we'd learn scary stories from the grown ups.
We had a phrase to spook each other!
"Speak of Uncle Cao Cao and Uncle Cao Cao would come~"
-Hong Lu
-Is exes with Guan Yu the Azure Dragon Color Fixer, and still dotes on him and wants him to take him back - though the other Peach brothers are going "FUCK THAT".
-Bears the Sign and is affiliated with the Sovereigns of a Star/Demian's Group. Though he's more focused on maintaining the balance of Sanguozhi so his involvement is only in spirit.
-Has powers that allow him to perceive "talent" or rather people's potential
-His powers also give him a resonance to the Three Beauties Abnormality, allowing him to keep her stability in check.
-He's also a Pinky - but what his title is remains unknown.
-Recruits LCB for Yuan Shao's job in the Intervallo Dance Dance Battle
Royale - seemingly bc Xichun recommended them - but he already saw their "talent" and had his sights set for them - Diaochan and Dante notably.
-Also recruits them for the Dong Zhuo campaign.
-Like Sun Jian his hands were tied in helping them due to his relations to Yuan Shao - but helped them indirectly by sending the Xiahou duo
their way and telling Xichun in advance of Yuan Shao's misdeeds.
SUN JIAN + THE WU KINGDOM:
-The Sun clan are Kong Family loyalists, either serving them or marrying into them.
-They have a family-oriented dynamic - be loyal and good to the Sun Clan and you're considered family - mess with family and you're dead.
-Strong enough to summon three mang.
-Intimidating, fierce but also amicable, a typical godfather archetype.
-Kong Qiu has regular contact with them.
-He told Sun Jian of LCB's exploits - imparting to him these words abt Diaochan:
"Amongst them is a Sanguozhi beauty who wields your former cub's sword. Witness her demonstration of inner strength."
-He immediately knew that he should side with LCB after that.
-[HC] I've written that Lei Heng is a Sanguozhi native, and used to serve the Sun Clan.
-It's implied he was up in ranks close enough for Sun Jian to regard him like a son - or more rather a cub.
-He was understanding when he left, though found it a shame he became a Thumb.
-He holds LCB no ill will for killing him, stating he very much saw it coming.
-His hands are tied in helping LCB free Lu Bu from her impending execution due to his already tenuous relations w Yuan Shao.
-He inspired them to rebel and take charge - unaware he got Meursault's cogs turning that would lead him to acting without command in saving Lu Bu.
-But once they took matters in their own hands, Sun Jian joined them personally to fight against Yuan Shao and make an opening to Dong Zhuo
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thinking about how i lowkey glorified some warlord who basically was a bandit irl but was he badass as hell in Dynasty Warriors and Romance of the Three Kingdoms? yes. they also turned him into a major dilf despite him dying at like 36, but he did have somewhere around 8 kids so... still a dilf π₯ if you couldn't tell, i glaze tf out of Sun Jian
why did they make him an oldhead thoughhhh he's 36 π
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Welcome one and all to San Guo Strange Suggestions or Dynasty Dickeries (Whichever is better. Or just give me a better name) where you give the weirdest 3K ideas you can think of and I, your host, draws them. Kinda wanna do this once a month or once every two months, not necessarily host them myself all the time but why not do this a little community thing?
The suggestions and participants who made it in:
- Zhao Fan forcing Zhao Yun to make a dating account. By @zhao-zilong
- DW Sun Jian in a tiger costume with his kids as (chibi) cubs. By @0rzammar
- Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun as the Powerpuff Girls. By @finrodsfelagunds
- DW3 Xiahou Dun with (Cai Wenji style) braids (feat. Zhen Ji). By @kakmem
- Chi Tu (Red Hare) and Dilu shit talking their riders. By @justaderivative
- Ma Chao and Ma Dai in horse costumes (Got a little creative with that one). By @dovahkiin99
- Sima Yi as an actual horse. By @the-kingdom-of-wei
- LΓΌ Bu dressed as a giant cucaracha. By @maryannsa (sorry I canβt seem to tag you for some reason)
I think thatβs all. Until next time as I ponder what just drew.