#summer shandy

I am drunk. Sitting outside on a beautiful night. Dexter and the moonrocks are playing through the speaker. Pretty good evening.

Okay listen I love The Front Bottoms and their lyrics and shit but let's normalise context. 'Tracy, or should I call you Ann Mary?' I don't know, should you? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 'When you ask me why they call me Brian instead of Steven I say it has as much to do with personal as professional reasons.' Could you provide some of those reasons Brian? I don't know your friend group's fucking lore.

maybe the real couples are chelsea from funny you should ask and lindsey from beachboy. and steven from summer shandy and nick from beachboy. have we thought about that

in 2015 brian sella sang about living on the beach for the rest of his life and then 2 years later sang about being scared to live by the ocean and i think about that a lot