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Bulbasaur

i love bulbasaur what a cute ;w;

i hate jen so much

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3. After-Action Patch-Up: How does your F/O react when they see you got hurt? How do they tend to your injury?

Nine times out of ten, dear ol’ Jack is the one inflicting the injury.  He loves how I look with a bit of blood dripping from my nose and mouth, especially when his hands wrap around my neck like an especially ugly set of pearls.

I’d go so far to say he gets himself a nice hard on every time.

So when he “tends” to the injury, I’d say it’s less him tending to me and more him tending to himself.

4. Almost Kiss: What was your first kiss with your F/O like?

Handsome Jack and I have not once kissed and we NEVER will.

15. Zip Me Up: Does your F/O help you get dressed for the day? Do you help them?

Jack relishes control and humiliation.  My armor is under lock and key when I am not either acting as his body guard or on a mission for him.  In order to get it, he needs to give it to me, and he sure as fuck loves having control over when exactly the job starts and the armor gets to go on.

oh shit what mainstream did this?? also agree. or at the very least, course correct later and give us more. don't just stick with that one token non-human nb as a gimme.

the crew of She-Ra are patting themselves on the back for introducing. a nonbinary shapeshifting lizard person. i really can’t think of a cheaper ‘backdoor’ than a shapeshifter who also isn’t human. given how they keep claiming they want to deliver more lgbtq content and then giving us crumbs like everyone else (having one episode that showcases gay dads in which their son feels he has to hide his identity from them for some reason and shelving their lesbian couple in almost every episode) i’m really really disappointed in them. :c not surprised in the slightest, just really disappointed.