Willow Rambles + Notes (2+ years worth)
- Wheatley is banned from most public spaces... but Willow isn't. She takes advantage of this fact to sneak back into places she doesn't belong. Nobody knows her last name, so it's not like they'll notice. (2y)
- I once jokingly said Willow would develop an UwU tone. (2y)
- Be afraid of her. Not for the murders or anything, but because she can run in heels. Scary. (2y)
- She has the god-forsaken urge to one-up everyone at any given time. This gets her in trouble frequently. (2y)
- That ship I hate is technically canon to her backstory because going "yeah I'm realising now that maybe I wasn't attracted to her, I just wanted to BE her" is such a real experience tbh. So Chell is canonically the reason she goes "Oh fuck wait I'm a woman. Huh." The way I can only tolerate it as yuri is funny... Anyway unfortunate that she's dead now. I'm sure she would have loved helping her figure the whole. Woman. Thing out. (2y)
- This sentence:
- Willow doesn't know when to stop. She has no concept of moderation. This thought was brought to you by tupper roleplaying her and Mari's OC where I jokingly said she'd sit on her face and accidentally suffocate Rai. (2y)
- Actually most of her intercourse has thinly veiled attempts at murder, whether intentional or not. She's, in my own words, like a praying mantis at this point. (2y)
- I drew her in this shirt once for a side AU where she's just fully human and her and Chell are flatmates and besties and nothing bad happens and she DOESN'T murder her in cold blood teehee.
- Same AU as before: she has two cats named Cheese and Crackers. Cat mom Willow. A lot of her misc. outfits include cat motifs. Her fursona is a black cat. (2y)
- Do not hand her the AUX cord. Not because her music tastes are bad, but because she'll sing every song that plays. (2y)
- She's tall. That's it. Have fun playing bedroom Twister with her in a literal sense. 6'2" ass... (2y)
- This:
- She does not know where the clitoris is. If you ask she will CONFIDENTLY point in the wrong direction. She's trying. (2y)
- Simultaneously sweet and lovey, will call you petnames and be an absolute angel to you. But also like she's into heavy amounts of knife play and bondage (... that sounds more like a hostage situation), and gets rough if you let her. Please establish a safe word. (1y)
- I briefly considered bigender Willow. That didn't go too far. There was also me going "Oh, this song would be a perfect title for a Willow fic" before realising it's already the name of the Zootopia abortion fic. So. That's something. (1y)
- Other names redacted because now she's just shipped with the two people thirsting over her rn smh. Sorry for giving your murder gf ptsd...
- She sometimes writes stuff in her notes app when she's absolutely drunk off her ass for sober Willow to decrypt later. They're incomprehensible. (1y)
- She pulls at her tie when she's nervous. If she's not wearing one, it'll be the collar of her shirt or the strap of a dress (1y)
- The OPPOSITE of a pillow princess. She's just desperately affectionate. She actively gets flustered and mentally blue screens if she's put in a receiving position. (1y)*
- I sent this to my ideas channel in response to everyone loving Willow once:
- It's true.
- I made her in the Sims once. That's actually how I got her last name. Hilarious that randomisation gave me Moraine. It's. It's so close. Oh poor girlie. (Her room was super cute. Her little gamer girl corner. She'd so be a Miku figures EVERYWHERE girl. That's her idol.) ALSO she uses internet explorer. (1yr)
- She can count the number of times she's had intercourse sober on one hand. Girl does NOT have healthy coping mechanisms. (1yr)
- Her answer to "Would you fuck a clone/alternate version of yourself" is "What position?" (1yr)
- Did I post this? Probably not. GET PINNED.
- I'm ignoring her being a cuck because she deserves to actively participate (1yr)
- Willow's love language is acts of violence. And baking. Don't ask what's in that cake. (1yr)
- Briefly joked about Wheatgel Yuri Edition with her and Nivian instead. Transfems your comfort rarepair (silly) Haven't drawn that.
- *She enforces her role as top through harsher means such as biting. At stages that AREN'T soft fluff and cuddles, she gets incredibly controlling and signs of defiance WILL be met accordingly. She gets actively pouty about it.
- Yes, Mari. She would be into somno. She's a sad little desperate puppy though, so imo giving her free range to do whatever she wants is a bad idea. She'll honestly participate in whatever you want.
- Mari said she's slaughter coded. Yeah.
- In her 2025 ref, I added scars and injuries related to different art related to her source! So uh. She's mostly blind in her right eye, and has heavy injury here and here (took a bullet to the shoulder, arm absolutely mangled.)
- She'd be a vampire. Biting and drawing blood are like. Her whole thing.
