#succ session

I feel like if shiv ever tried to nail tom for infidelity in the divorce proceedings, regardless of her own affairs as they are far less egregious than fucking her cousin, her lawyer would have trouble proving the texts are sexual or even romantic in nature as evidence because tom would text shit like "I want to take a fork to your intestines, twirl them like spaghetti, and eat you right up" and Greg's response is something incoherent like "haha with parmesean or without" and tom would text back "with romano you ill mannered garbanzo bean" and the judge or mediator would look at it and be like. "Are you sure this wasn't written by an infant ai????"