#stuffing headcanons

Oh~ yes of course

Fugo would never admit it, but he loves that feeling of being so stuffed he can hardly move. There’s just something exhilarating about that feeling of fullness where he wants more but he knows he shouldn’t push himself over the limit.

He discovers that people are into stuffing because he came across it online. He was intrigued and it only encouraged himself to stuff himself more.

His favorite foods to stuff himself with are mostly pasta and pizza since they give him that full, heavy feeling but sometimes he really enjoys stuffing himself with desserts (mostly cake related ones). Whatever makes his belly feels heavy are his favorites.

He tries to stuff himself in private, but at times it’s hard to keep it to himself especially when his weight gain is so obvious to others, especially to Narancia who teases him about it quite often. 

Fugo is prone to getting hiccups when he eats too fast or too much.

At first they irritated him to get them so often but eventually he actually enjoys getting them and tries to induce them rather often.

It’s such a nice feeling to have when his belly feels heavy and the sudden movements of hiccuping so much.

Do you think someone like zhongli would resort to eating slimes if desperate enough?

thanks anon ! originally when i saw this, i thought "no, he's a refined gentleman why would he ever stoop so low" and then i in fact remembered that he is probably the brokest mf in the entire series right next to mona and venti. so yes, it's totally plausible that he would resort to eating slimes if need be.

i could totally imagine zhongli either getting curious or desperate enough to try it out, probably in a situation where childe is out of the country and can't really pay for his luxurious meals and outings. besides, he was once morax, the great warrior god, isn't this just another way of defeating his opponents?

zhongli would at least try to make a formal meal out of it, though as i'm sure you can tell, that's pretty difficult with a blob of sentient slime. and after tearing into it, he sort of understand why aether had gone as far as he did.

zhongli doesn't keep his composure for much longer, going from small delicate bites of slime to massive chunks he tears into and gulps down without much hesitation. with the slim figure he has, his belly is one of the more notable ones to bulge out and squirm against his clothing. especially with those little buckles he has that hold his overcoat in place. those would snap off pretty quickly once enough pressure was put onto them. his waistcoat wouldn't last much longer either, and maybe if he was lucky (and able to stop himself) he would be able to avoid tearing the shirt underneath.

unlike the current zhongli we all know and love, his stomach is not nearly as refined and delicate as he wants it to be. that's still morax's stomach, not zhongli's, and there's not much he can do about it. it means something as reactive as slime sitting in his belly is going to gurgle up a storm and makes something as serious as zhongli's work extremely hard to complete with how loud and boisterous his gut is being.

"but wait," i hear your incredulous cries "why would zhongli eat slimes when the funeral parlour pays for most of his expenses when childe is around?" to that, i say they probably cut him off. i mean, how rich is hu tao ? they can't be that well off. so zhongli might even do it out of the respect for their finances. not out of respect of his suffering gut afterwards, but you know, he tries.