#student 6

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(Student K entered in the room with a major shock in her face)

Student K: S-sir semania..?

Mr. Sambata: Ah, Riley, It's been a long time—

Student K: Sir! Anong nangyayari?! Bakit lahat kami andito?!

Mr. Sambata: Please take a seat for a moment, Ms. Madrigal—

Student K: Please, sir! Atleast sabihin mo man lang sa’kin. Close naman tayo ‘di ba? P-para masabi ko rin kay nila Estelle, kay Kiosk ta’s kay Aurelia after this—

Mr. Sambata: I may need to call security if you don't behave.

(Student K fall silence as she went to sit down)

Mr. Sambata: Before we start, this session will be recorded for future purposes. The faster you answer the questions as well, the quicker we'll finish.

Student K: R-right..

Mr. Sambaga: For the record, can you please state your name and occupation?

Student K: Riley Madrigal, Isa akong Flight Attendant. I-I travel around the world. P-pero I was at vacation! Kanina nasa Belgium lang ako para magtour ng mga tao. Hinarang ako ng mga taga-olopscians. One of them was my tour guide.

Mr. Sambata: Alright, any—

Student K: Sir, sorry talaga pero hindi ko na kayang umpisahan ‘to. Please, palabasin niyo man lang kami para ma-inform namin mga magulang namin atleast.

Mr. Sambata: I’m afraid that isn't an option right now.

Student K: No! THERE is an option! Ayaw niyo lang kami palabasin dito dahil mga kidnappers kayo. Mga taong gagawin kaming experiments—!

(Student K refuses to cooperate in the session which made Mr. Sambata call security)

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– PHONE CONNECTED TO SECURITY FORCE AGENTS

Mr. Sambata: Good morning, student K refuses to cooperate in today’s session due to– HEY! (PHONE LINE CUTS)

(Student K was seen grabbing the phone Mr. Semania has and tries to dial 911.)

(SFA arrives at the scene where Student K was taken away from the interview room to be sedated)

(Recording line continues in static)

Chancellor neighsay became an alicorn after managing to teach 500 intellectually challenged baby ponies how to do quadratic math and then got a magic alicorn transformation from celestia, since there wasn't a male alicorn before so his official title was neighsay the prince chancellor of education, just chancellor neighsay for short

His daughter, cozy glow, was one of the 500 intellectually challenged baby ponies in his class back when she was a newborn, she wasn't actually intellectually challenged but he told her that she was so he could say that he cured her. She went to his coronation that he bragged about for the next several weeks, and he also got his own kingdom in the school district, he grew to be an even more pompous ass than he was before, chancellor neighsay never let anyone except cozy know about his scorn and bitter hate for non ponies

One day, Cozy woke up to sounds of drilling in the cellar, when she went over to check what it was, she found neighsay drilling rocket launchers into some big 100 foot tube thing with a cone on the top

"Dad?" She said "what's that?"

"I was going to tell you in the morning" said neighsay "but since you already woke up, that's an atomic bomb"

"Huh?"

"I know, with a lovely uranium core" said neighsay "I built and tested it on the very very very far away desert myself"

"What's it for?" Said cozy

"It's for getting rid of the changelings"

"So it's gonna make them leave equestria?"

A few seconds of silence occurred after cozy said that

"....sure" said neighsay "but I haven't finished building it yet, uranium is incredibly hard to find"

"What's uranium?" She asked

"It's a type of rock" Neighsay said "go back to sleep dear, I'll tell you all about it in the morning"

She didn't want to go to sleep, so instead she ran up and hugged him, he didn't hug her back

"Go back to sleep"

"No" she said "I wanna help you build the atomic bomb!"

"Well you can't because I'm all finished up for today" he said "but if you insist on staying up"

He had to drag himself with her hugging him but he found her a place with no radioactive machinery to sit in, but she persists

"I have a very special thing for you to do dear" neighsay said "and I can't tell you about it if you're here instead of sitting down"

"No! You can tell me here"

He used his superior alicorn magic to get her off him and onto the chair

"You know twilights school of friendship?" Said neighsay "next week you're going"

"No!" She said "dad there are non ponies there!"

"I know"

"There's a changeling there!" Said cozy "what if it tries to kill me and slurp my love?!"

"Then twilight would get in trouble" he said with joy "and I wouldn't let that happen, you know I love you"

“But the changelings are evil!” She exclaimed “you told me that mom left us for a changeling called tad”

“Yes, and she did” he said “but let me explain”

He explained that he needed her to go so she could spy on twilight and remove all magic

"What?!" She said "why?"

"Because if I dropped the atomic bomb on the changeling empire twilight would figure out it was me" said neighsay "she always has some way of figuring things out, she notices how uncomfortable I get when we go visit there for diplomatic shit- I mean crap"

He calls swearing non pony behavior, but for non pony behavior bro sure does it a lot

"Accrediting her school was the worst thing I've ever had to do" said neighsay "that's why I can't do it now, but if i know where she'll be in say, 6 weeks, and there's no magic,I can make it so that it can't be traced to me"

“But the non ponies-“

“Let me tell you something” he said “do you know why I date both the changeling king and the dragon lord without either of them knowing?”

Oh yeah forgot to mention this guy is dating thorax, ember, celestia, Luna and grampa gruff, because he used evil love spell that made them all stupid, neither of them know, and the reason is

“So you get cool stuff?”

“Exactly my dear” neighsay said “I tell each of them to keep it a secret and in return they do special things for me like rigging the jury and preventing me from getting into trouble”

“I don’t wanna do that”

“I’d never allow you to date a non pony dear” neighsay said “all you have to do is go in the school and help me remove magic”

"I don't wanna do that" said cozy "what if I get caught?"

"You must understand that twilight is putting equestria in danger" said neighsay gravely "I already have to send you there to keep up appearances, if you do this, you'll help save our nation from those monstrous creatures"

She looked down, she still felt weird, but when has her dad ever lied to her?

"Okay..." said cozy "I'll do it!"

———

A week later, cozy and neighsay were in front of the school

"Be careful" said neighsay " the non ponies will try to gut and maim you with their wicked mind tricks, they will kill you like the savages they are if you let them"

Cozy backed up but then got pushed back infront

"I don't wanna get killed"

"Then You must resist" said neighsay "I know you're not as smart as other ponies, but all you have to do is avoid them, and you'll survive, can I trust you to do that?"

She nodded, they both walked to the front but on their way, both of them spotted a griffon going inside

"Damn turkey"

"Damn turkey" she repeated

"That's right" said neighsay "that pigeon by itself could gouge your eyes out, but I trust you"

They were right infront of the gates now

"I packed some sweets from home for you" said neighsay "I asked princess twilight to watch you, so there's less of a chance of you getting hurt by the non ponies"

Twilight babysat cozy for Neighsay a few times while he was away on alicorn stuff before when cozy was smaller, she still visited from time to time, so that actually made her feel a little better

"Thank you dad" said cozy, she walked to the very front of the gate "bye, I love you"

"I know" said neighsay "bye"

And so she went in

The hallways were big enough for her to fly around, so she went up to the ceiling

"Hey!" Said someone who didn't fly up to the ceiling "what're you doing up there?"

"Nothing" said cozy "it's just my first time here"

"Me too!" Said whoever was down "just hold up for a second"

Whoever was down flew right up until she was up to the ceiling with cozy

Cozy's stomach dropped when she see who that was

Oh shit

that looked like a whimsical fish crossed with a bird

She didn't know what exactly that specific appearance meant but it sure as hell wasn't a pony

"Ah-!"

"Hi" said the whimsical fish bird

"Hi.." said cozy with the fear of a thousand beautiful men "what are you?"

"...a hippogriff?" said the whimsical fish bird "I'd think it was obvious"

Oh no, she thought, she had to find some way to get out of this

"I don't know, I've never seen one before" said cozy uncomfortably

"Are you okay?"

"Mhm" bullshitted cozy

"Okay...well my name is Silverstream" said Silverstream "nice to meet you"

"...my name's cozy glow" you'll never believe who said that "nice to meet you too"

"Cool, what class do you have?"

Cozy looked at her schedule, she had honesty first

"Any class that you don't have"

"Darn it" said Silverstream "see you later then"

When Silverstream left cozy immediately ran to anywhere that wasn't there, she had to stop to catch her breath, but as she did, someone else found her

"Hey cozy!"

relief drowned her

"Twilight!"

She Immediately ran to go hug her, spike was with her, she didn't mind, spike was the only dragon she was never afraid of, he was ofcourse always around when twilight babysat, so she was comfortable around him

"Nice to see you again" said twilight "you alright?"

"Mhm" said cozy "but there's non ponies here"

"Yeah I know?" said twilight "what's wrong with that?"

"What if they do evil things?"

Twilight laughed a bit

"Evil things?" She said "don't be silly"

"I saw a dragon!" Said cozy "what if it-"

"It???" Said spike "what do you mean it?"

"That was an accident" lied cozy "I meant to say 'she'"

"Okay, so 'what if she' what?" Asked spike suspiciously

"Uh...what if she...doesn't like me" lied cozy with her whole shaking chest "I'm scared to make new friends"

"Seems reasonable" said twilight "how about I show you your dorm room?"

Cozy went off with her to see her dorm room, it was actually pretty decent, but she didn't let herself think that

That night, in that very dorm room, cozy wrote a letter:

"Dear dad neighsay the prince chancellor of education

(Cuz fancy boy will crash out on her if she doesn't use the title, she's the only one he does this shit to)

this place is a shithole hellhole

I saw a hippogriff today and it was nice but I think those were mind tricks, i didn't fall for them, but golly is it loud, it cannot take a hint, that damn fish acts like it's never seen anything before, i know it's a trick though, i didn't fall for it's mind tricks

Also all the lessons were corny, applejack taught us that we have to tell the truth then we did this exercise where i had to steal a pen from this yak called Yona but then I told it the truth and I got 10 marks for honesty, genuinely what the golly are these classes, a banana has more job prospects than a diploma from this school

Im surprised that yak was even literate, but the way it talks is so annoying, you were right about them being primative, they don't even use contractions, it's really big though, it makes canterlot look tiny, if it stood next to a hippo, the hippo would be smaller, it scares me, but it's just like you said, they're too stupid for mind tricks, so I didn't have much issue getting away

Love

sincerely

yours truly, cozy glow'

He would accept nothing other than 'yours truly' from her, he prefers it to remind her that 'she is his truly' or something, like he bought her from the baby store

She folded it and put it in her bag, after school she went to the post office to deliver it to her dad, but the post office wasn't open so she kept the letter in her drawer and forgot to go to the post office the next day

———

2 weeks in, she's still standing, hasn't been gutted or maimed yet, but she did survive encounters with other non ponies

One of whom was a changeling called ocellus, who tried to charm her in a wicked manner (all she said was 'hi') but cozy masterfully escaped (she said that she left her oven on and ran away) but she found her in multiple classes (all she did was sit next to her, ask her for a pencil sharpener, and at some point she told her that she liked her hair, that's literally it)

Another one of them was a race traitor called sandbar, she met him during kindness and she noticed him fraternizing with Silverstream and 2 other non ponies (ocellus and Gallus)

"You're friends with them?" She asked when the other non ponies weren't looking

"Yeah?" Said sandbar "why?"

"Just curious"

Another non ponies was a dragon and a griffon that silverstream introduced her to

"This is cozy glow" said Silverstream to them "cozy that's Gallus and smolder"

"Hi..."

"She looks five" said Gallus

"…Damn turkey"

"What?"

"What?" Said cozy "did I say something?"

"I don't know" said gallus

"I have to go" said cozy "I have class"

She ran away

"It's lunch..?" said Silverstream

"How did you all not hear that?" Said smolder "she called Gallus a turkey"

"She probably said something else" said Silverstream

"I don't know" said Gallus "felt like she was dying to get away from us"

"She wouldn't" said Silverstream "she's my friend, and she hasn't been that way with anyone at all"

(I fear you may be tone deaf)

That day, cozy glow wrote another letter:

'Dear dad(a mistake she unfortunately keeps making while writing letters) neighsay the prince chancellor of education

I met more non ponies today, but I think I got them all now, one of them was a changeling, If I didn't get away from there, it would've taken my love, I forgot it's name but it's a body part, why are all of them named after body parts? It doesn't matter though because it was evil, a wicked roach just like you said(damn cozy you only just met her💀), it was terrifying, it felt like I couldn't talk, like anything that came out of me would help it kill me with my own words when it got the chance, I bet it still drains love, it was really nice though, but no one's that nice, not even especially a changeling.

The other ones I met were a dragon and a griffon,  the dragon didn't say anything but it looks kinda like a lizard, I couldn't even look at it, I felt like I was gonna get burnt right there, the griffon told me that I looked 5, atleast I'm not hunted for thanksgiving, atleast I don't look like a moldy turkey, but they didn't eat me or burn me so yay

But this pony, this race traitor, his name is sandbar, he's friends with all the non ponies, willingly, and he's comfortable around them like a fool, doesn't he realize that they're gonna kill him? Or maybe he just doesn't wanna live, if that's the reason then he's brave for choosing a slow way to go

Yours truly, cozy glow'

She left it in her drawer too, she forgot to mail it

———

It had been multiple weeks, cozy used to eat lunch in the library but the non ponies study there, and horrifically enough, she had started getting comfortable around them, like when she was around them, their species didn't matter,  it started when she was struggling with some homework, Silverstream noticed and started inviting her to study group, actually forced because cozy refused to accept help, but she still learned from sitting there.

of course cozy hadn't yet realized that she forgot to fear for her life around them, but the occasional "you're so smart for a ___" still comes out of her, she doesn't mean to sound insensitive, but she's just so nervous around them that her social skills turn to ashes in her mouth when they're near, it's easier when she isn't making eye contact or just looking at sandbar

During friends and family day or whatever it's called, foolish parents who sent their kids to this school came to see their kids

Neighsay also rolled up to see his kid

"Hello twilight" said neighsay with poorly hidden disdain "where's cozy?"

"She's in the library with her friends!" Said twilight, she was used to him being so irritable, especially during diplomatic trips to the changeling empire, she just thought he was like that "I'm really proud of her"

But neighsay wasn't intrested in useless things like how his daughter was doing in school, when he went inside  the school, he passed by the library, and rage filled him when he saw cozy fraternizing with non ponies

"Chancellor?" Said twilight "are you okay?"

"Sure"

They went into the library

"What are you all up to?" Said twilight

"Studying for the 3 quizzes you gave us" said Gallus

"Actually, it's 4" said sandbar "she gave us 4"

"Only 4?" Said cozy "dad makes me do 7 every Friday to check if I'm still stupid"

"What?"

"Huh?"

Gallus forgot about that, he went to go grab a pencil that was near her but cozy quickly backed up from him reaching over to get it

"Damn" he said "could've just passed it over to me"

"Your parents are waiting for you all outside" said twilight "take a break"

They all left, cozy and neighsay were left alone there

"You little shit" said neighsay "you've been talking to non ponies?!"

"Yeah but...they aren't actually that bad" said cozy "did you know that the griffons have this thing called the blue moon festival where everygriff is nice to each other? Gallus told-"

"You dumbass" said neighsay "i told you not to let yourself be gutted and maimed by their mind tricks"

"Im not sure if they really do have mind tricks" said cozy "they're-"

"No they are not" said neighsay "like just now? That deformed orange frog (he's talking about smolder btw) could've burned you!"

She looked down, it was mostly cuz of shame but a part of her wanted to keep her face out of the way for when he inevitably slaps her

"You fell for their mind tricks" said neighsay "I should've known you were still stupid as shit"

"Sorry..." said cozy

"I managed to fix all of the other 499 stupid babies" said neighsay "is it really that hard for you to do one thing that I asked you to do?"

"Why are you always calling me stupid?" Said cozy "I don’t think I am that stupid"

"You've gotten arrogant" said neighsay "You told that turkey (Gallus) that I make you do 7 quizzes every Friday to check if I didn't waste my time teaching your stupid ass quadratic math! what makes you think you can just tell random ponies stuff that goes on at home!? Do you want to make me look like a horrible father?!"

"No I-"

"Shut up!"

And then he slapped her, it felt like boiling water was poured on that point of her face

Neighsay sighed like he was the one who got slapped

"Are you gonna talk to those non ponies again?"

She shook her head

"Good" said neighsay "I knew you weren't stupid, now come on, there's something I must show you"

She followed him, he took her to a vent under the carpet and then he went inside, she followed him in what looked like a basement under the school

Eventually they got to a room where there were magical artifacts and a circle drawn on the floor

"This is how we will steal all magic" said neighsay "all I have to do is put the artifacts in the right place and it will steal all magic in a matter of 3 days"

"Are we gonna get rid of magic forever?"

"No" said neighsay "I just need it gone for when I drop the atomic bomb"

"...what does the atomic bomb actually do?" Said cozy "like...how specifically is it gonna make the changelings leave?"

"...don't worry about it" said neighsay "how's it going with you? Have you figured out anything about twilight"

"...I...got distracted" said cozy "I am so so so sorry I didn't mean to but-"

"Calm down dear" he said "That's alright"

'What???'

Thought cozy, normally he'd beat the shit out of her for failing, where is "that's alright" coming from???

"Really???"

"Yes" said neighsay "if everything goes well, we won't need to, and besides, you could've gotten hurt, you're my daughter, and I love you, I shouldn't have forced you to do something dangerous like that"

Nah...that isn't neighsay

"Ocellus??" Said cozy "did you change into my dad??"

"What-!?"

"He would never say that!"

"Who is ocellus??" Said neighsay

"..."

"Do you mean that roach who was in the library with you?" Said neighsay "how dare you!"

"Sorry but-"

That asshole slapped her again

Atleast she knows that's not ocellus

"Why do you keep making me do that?" Said neighsay

"I don't know..." said cozy "I'm sorry"

"It'll be alright when the changelings are out of the way" said neighsay "but for now, come here later after curfew and put the artifacts in the right place, I marked them so even somepony as challenged as you can get it"

She nodded, her and neighsay went back to the library

Neighsay went to go do Alicorn stuff with twilight, cozy went to the lake

When she got there she noticed ocellus was already there, she tried to leave but ocellus already spotted her

"Cozy!" Said ocellus "what're you doing here?"

"I...I don't know" said cozy "I have to go-"

"What do you mean you have to go?"

"I'm not supposed to talk to you" she said while trying to leave

"Not supposed to??" Said ocellus "Is that why you're so uncomfortable around me?"

"I'm not-"

"You are!" Said ocellus "it's obvious, you act like I'm gonna rip your head off"

"...sorry"

"Don't worry about it" said ocellus "but..why though?"

"Don't tell anyone" said cozy "but my dad doesn't really like non ponies, and he got mad when he learned I was talking to you all"

"Really?" said ocellus “sounds horrible”

"It isn't" said cozy "he's just worried, non ponies like gutting and maiming people with wicked mind tricks"

"The hell?" Thought ocellus, but what came out of her was "that's stupid, what mind tricks?"

"He says that changelings are roaches who seduce ponies then slurp all the love out of them until they're barely living beings anymore" said cozy "that actually happened once, he used to tell me every night before bed"

"..."

Meanwhile on the inside

"Holy crap he's a racist-??"

She let cozy continue

"And he says the griffons are damn turkeys that aren't good for nothing other than manual labor"

"..."

"He called smolder a deformed orange frog"

"..."

"And He says yaks are primitive and that-"

"Okay and we are done" said ocellus "I think I got it"

"That's why I'm not supposed to talk to non ponies" said cozy "but if I could convince him that you're different-"

"What do you mean 'you're different'???"

"...I mean like you aren't like other changelings" said cozy "that-"

"That's not how that works" said ocellus "let me put it this way, let's say everyone thinks ponies are corny friendship preaching eggheads, would that be true for all ponies?"

"Maybe some ponies are" said cozy "but that's not everypony"

"Exactly"

"Oh! I get it now!" Said cozy "some changelings are nice like you but not all of them are like that?"

"So close" said ocellus "you know what, let's talk about this some other time, you're already pretty smart, I’m sure you'll figure it out eventually"

And at that point, cozy might as well have fallen inlove

Ocellus told cozy about how that since queen chrysalis was gone, they all reformed and don't have to slurp love anymore, and that back then not slurping love wasn't an option because changelings starved without it and also chrysalis liked flaying traitors

"Have you ever slurped love from anypony before?"  Said cozy

"....maybe don't ask questions like that"

She noticed the red mark on cozy's face, that looked like a slap, she didn't wanna ask outright

"Just asking" said ocellus "does he ever...I don't know, beat you?"

"Of course not!" Lied cozy "he's the best dad in the world"

"He sure sounds like a gentle and accepting pony" Said ocellus sarcastically, cozy didn't get it, she was tone deaf herself "but you're sure he doesn't beat you, not even slap you when he gets mad?"

Cozy looked at her for a second, internally, she thought "oh no, she can read minds, don't think about the atomic bomb-"

Externally:

"No"

"That's good"

Ocellus didn't believe that shit, not even for a second

Even though cozy was worried about mind reading, once she got past the draining love thing, It actually wasn't so bad being with her

———

During the night cozy went and put all the artifacts where her dad told her to put them, then when the flash of blue light appeared, she quickly ran back to her dorm

On her way there, she ran into spike

"What're you doing out here so late?" Asked spike

"All the bathrooms aren't working so I went outside to find one that did" she lied

"Eh, same reason I came out" said spike "good luck"

And so they parted

The next morning, the whole school was called to assembly

"Me and my friends have to go to Tartarus to try to get magic back" said twilight "starlights in charge while I'm gone"

Starlight waved like she didn't have a communist cult only 3 seasons prior

Classes were taught by Trixie after, not like it's a difficult class, all someone had to do was ask "are you really great and powerful?" And she'd yap until the class ended

But ofcourse, since it was school related, guess who pulled up

"Chancellor..." said starlight, doing a piss poor Job of hiding how irritated she was "to what do we owe the honor..."

"Considering the fact that twilight isn't here, I'm going to have to take over" said neighsay

"I am doing just fine as headmare" said starlight

"You also have no qualifications and history of running a cult" said neighsay "and it's also a royal order, you have no choice"

So he became the headstallion, and he hired qualified teachers from his own kingdom, which sounded good until you actually have classes with them

"Ahem" said Mr teacher during class "Gallus, is that a cellular device?"

"What the hell is a cellular device-?"

Gallus got 12 detentions that day

Neighsay couldn't expel the non ponies, twilight was his friend, or that's what twilight thinks, neighsay hates her but they both do alicorn stuff together and she doesn't know how much his race preference really goes beyond "im kinda uncomfortable around changelings", no one does, but still, he can't expel them, so he takes it out by getting them in trouble more, or by calling cozy over to his office to make her feel even more crappy:

"Be honest" said neighsay, holding up one of her test papers that got an 89% "did you cheat?"

"No" said cozy "I studied!"

"Do you actually expect me to believe that you're smart enough to get an 89??"

This happened twice times over 1 day, neighsay could still use magic cuz of his medallion so he just teleported her in

Meanwhile, it didn't take a while for all 6 of the non pony students to notice they were being targeted

"Funny how we're the only ones who got 16 pages of homework" said Gallus while all of them were in the library

"I'm not suprised" said ocellus "neighsay hates non ponies"

"Really?" Said Yona "Where you get that from?"

"...i overheard him say so" lied ocellus "he hates non ponies so deeply, he called smolder a deformed orange frog"

She wasn't lying about that bit though

"Well it's not like he's much to look at himself" said smolder

"I know! imagine having him as a dad" said ocellus "oh yeah, speaking of, cozy glow did say she'd come, she hasn't yet"

"I'll go get her" said gallus

And he went to go get her, he assumed she was in her dorm, but she had gone to the place under the vents to look at the magic draining ball, but he doesn't know that (😉)

When he got into her room, he couldn't find her, he noticed her drawer was opened, so he went to close it, but when he got to it he saw 2 letters, those of which she was supposed to mail to neighsay back in the first 2 weeks of school, and if you remember, those said some pretty horrible things

Gallus didn't know that until he noticed them, he read the first one, it was mainly targetted at Silverstream and Yona, the other one was at the rest of them, gotta hand it to you cozy, you really did embody diversity when it came to throwing shade

"Moldy turkey??" said Gallus "....that little-!"

He took those 2 letters and brought them with him to the library where the others were

"What you got there?" Said Silverstream

"Golly" said Gallus "as it turns out, that little horseshit wrote these letters about us weeks ago"

"Don't call her that" said ocellus

"You'll change your mind after reading them"

He put them on the table

Smolder tried to grab it

"Don't touch that" said Gallus "I don't want you to burn it"

"give me that"

'the dragon didn't say anything but it looks kinda like a lizard, I couldn't even look at it, i felt like I would be burnt right there'

"It??"  She laughed that word out "my girl doesn't even see us as people"

"Golly! You think so?" said Gallus sarcastically "turns out it really hates non ponies"

Hate ain't even the right word she was actively fearing for her life

Next bit was targetted toward Silverstream

'golly is it loud, it cannot take a hint, that damn fish acts like it's never seen anything before, i didn't fall for its mind tricks'

"Mind tricks??"

"Yep" said Gallus "apperently we are all evil, fish seems to be it's favorite slur for you"

"What does it say about me?"

Ocellus why would you even ask

"It says, and I quote 'If I didn't get away from there, it would've taken my love, I forgot it's name but it's a body part, why are all of them named after body parts? It doesn't matter though because it was evil, a wicked roach just like you said,  It was terrifying, it felt like I couldn't talk, like anything that came out of me would help it kill me with my own words when it got the chance-" Gallus cut himself off to laugh at that "damn, it's like she's talking about a demon from hell"

Gallus had absolutely no need to emphasize every "it" that was written, but he did for the sake of it

"I didn't know I scared her that much"

"So do all of us it seems" said smolder "she's pulling things out of her ass, don't take it personally"

Sandbar took the letter for a bit

"I'm a race traitor apparently" said sandbar sarcastically "can't believe I'm only friends with you all cuz I'm into dying slowly"

Gallus snatched it back

Ocellus remembered that conversation she had with cozy yesterday

"It was only the first 2 weeks" said ocellus "who knows, maybe she doesn't mean that anymore"

"Why are you defending her?"

"I'm not defending her" said ocellus "I'm just saying, neighsay is her dad, who knows what he told her before she met us"

"After what she wrote here, I don't give a shit about that" said Gallus

"Show me"

Gallus was hesitant to since he didn't want her to show it to Yona, the letter said the most hurtful things about her, but he did anyway

"Oh damn..." said ocellus

Smolder also looked at it, cozy did not spare anyone

"That horse(idk 'horse' feels like a pony slur)" said smolder, she was mainly mad at the part about Yona cuz how can someone write something like that

"Let Yona see" said yona

Smolder nervously handed it over, cozy basically called Yona a primitive fatass

After a minute, Yona put the letter back

"You okay?" Said sandbar

"Mhm" she lied "Yona not offended by small pony"

Exactly, yaks still best

"You know I'm suprised cozy's even literate" said smolder "that little shit looks 5"

"She's just making stuff up" said Silverstream "if what she said about you was true, by that logic, I'm a fish and Gallus is a turkey"

"Let's go find cozy and tell her off without burning or beating the shit out of her" said ocellus "her dad still has his own kingdom"

And so they went, but they couldn't find her, when they returned to the library, they saw a glowing blue light in the vents so they went inside

They found cozy with the magic draining thing, and cozy noticed them too

"What-!?"

"Sup" said smolder "we read those letters"

"Huh!?" said cozy "look I don't mean that anymore I was going to burn those-"

"You'll have to do more than burn them at this point" said Gallus "how could you say all of that AND steal magic???"

"My dad told me to steal the-"

"Golly! Her dad told her to!" Said smolder "I kinda don't believe that, but what do I know, I'm just a lizard"

"No I don't mean that at all!" Said cozy "it was just my first time meeting you and I thought-"

"That they'd kill you?" Said sandbar "guess you just aren't into the slow death, being a race traitor rocks"

Cozy looked down

"You suck!" Said Silverstream

Suddenly, the tree of harmony surrounded the student 6 and used their friendship as energy

Cozy got nuked by a rainbow blast of friendship

Luckily she wasn't killed cuz that ain't friendship behavior but all the magic was restored

———

———

They heard strange sounds in the basement, now they wish they didn’t cuz what is this corny monologue

“With twilight and her lackeys out of my way, all of equestria will bow to me!”

Starlight was right there in a magic blue ball levitating in the air

Meanwhile the young 6 hid behind some sort of wall

“That fool” said Gallus “did she actually say that?”

“Yeah..” said smolder “she’s cooked”

“If twilight figures it out then she might- I don’t know, send her to hell!” said silver stream

“she wouldn’t” said ocellus “but cozy already said everyone will bow to her, she was cooked the second she defied twilights ego”

“Twilight has been a bit of a pompous ass ever since she opened the school” said gallus “maybe”

Then they herd more

“Friendship isn’t magic, friendship is power!”

Cozy please shut up

“Pony is kinda right tho” said yona

“I can’t watch” said sandbar “the more she talks the worse it’s gonna be when starlight tells twilight”

“We should do something about it?” Said smolder “i don’t know but I feel like a part of friendship is not letting your friends go to jail”

“Yeah but how?” Said gallus “she already monologued in front of starlight, there’s no way to help her”

“Or is it?”

Said ocellus

———

Cozy was mid monologue, then she was cut off by what looked like chrysalis

“Good job on doing my evil bidding that I forced you to do” said chrysalis

That ain’t chrysalis, thought cozy, that’s metamorphosis, chrysalis from temu

“Hello starlight” said fake chrysalis evilly to starlight “I forced cozy glow to do my evil bidding, I also forced her to say that monologue”

“What-“

“Shut up cozy glow” said chrysalis, then she went back to starlight “I told cozy I would eat her family if she didn’t do this”

“WHAT!?” Said starlight from her magic prison “is this because i helped overthrow you?”

“No it’s because I was feeling nice toda- of course it was because you helped overthrow me!” Said fake chrysalis

Cozy didn’t know where the hell chrysalis even came from, but there is no way she actually talks like that, what should she even do? Stand there? Yeah she’ll just stand there

“Cozy said she’d been getting letters from tirek!” Said starlight “were all 3 of you in it?”

“What-!? I mean…Uh..yes” said fake chrysalis “me and tirek are dating, we do evil stuffs and smooch together, I guess”

“You’re horrible!” Said starlight “how dare you force a student to do your bidding!”

“Yay” said fake chrysalis, then she turned to cozy “oh by the way cozy, I still ate your family, bai”

She then used magic to moved her out of the room and back into the library

Cozy looked around for a bit to make sure nobody was there

“What the actual fuck was that-“

“Shut up”

Said gallus before he appeared like bird ninja, along with the others

“What?” Said cozy “what are you all doing here?”

“We heard your monologue” said smolder “it was stupid”

“But even though, we couldn’t let you keep going” said silverstream “twilight would’ve done a righteous friendship rainbow nuke on you if she knew it was you”

“Okay?” Said cozy “why didn’t you just report me if you wanted me to stop?”

“Because we aren’t evil and we don’t wanna watch you get sent to hell” said smolder “also i’m not a snitch”

“She’d do that?” Said cozy

“Naw” said gallus “but she’d still send you to the canterlot dungeons or something, that’s why we’ll make them think chrysalis did it”

“But chancellor neighsay, I told him my evil plan and tied him up” said cozy

“We freed him” said silverstream “he was a damn racist who called us slurs like the very thought of seeing us get upset like that brought joy into him, but we still freed him”

“Ew” said cozy “why?”

“Now racist pony owes us” said yona “he cannot use slurs anymore”

“Damn that’s smart-“

Cozy remembered something

“Hold up, where’s ocellus-?”

“Cozy you dumbass!”

Fake chrysalis, or, now ocellus, was behind her

“How’d it go?” Said gallus

“Apperently, cozy’s been getting letters from a grown ass man telling her what to do” said ocellus

“Are you serious!?” Said silverstream “who!?”

“It’s just tirek” said cozy

“It’s just a thousand year old centaur from hell! And you’re 10” Said ocellus “that shit is not okay”

“Yeah but like…he isn’t creepy like that” said cozy

“He told you how to steal magic” said ocellus

“He helped me collect more friends than twilight!” Said cozy

“And if twilight sees that, you’ll get stoned for heresy!” Said gallus, he did add the stoned part to be dramatic

They heard stuff outside

It was twilight, her friends, and all the royal guards and princess celestia and Luna were outside

“Shit” said sandbar “it’s twilight”

Cozy looked out the window too

“They escaped!?”

“Time to be chrysalis again I guess” said ocellus “go tie yourselves up or something”

And so they did

———

Twilight and her friends just escaped from Tartarus, where unfortunately, tirek told them he’d been sending letters to cozy, and also chancellor neighsay was there, ew

“Is she even still in there?” Said fluttershy

“We trusted her!” Said twilight “when I see her, I’ll send her to Tartarus”

“Why Tartarus?” Said rainbow dash “can’t we send her to a normal prison?”

“It’s too late, she’s too dangerous”

She is 10 years old twilight, no she isn’t

Then a flash of green light happened and chrysalis appeared

“Mwahahaha!” Said chrysalis “you fools!”

“Chrysalis was in on it too!?” Said applejack

“Yes indeed” said ocellus/chrysalis “I forced cozy glow to do my evil bidding, then I killed her family anyway after I promised not to”

“But tirek-“ said twilight before she was cut off

“Me and tirek are both in on it!” Said ocellus/chrysalis “I just forced cozy glow to do it for funsies I guess”

“Cozy glow is still evil” said the fugly horse with hair that looks like an oiled up towel on his head that is chancellor neighsay “she tied me up!”

“Or was it her?”

Ocellus then turned into cozy glow

“Golly ocellus! You can read!?” Said fake cozy, even if it was for ocellus to prove a point and to make them think she pretended to be cozy, real cozy deeply regretted saying that, but she was genuinely surprised tho

Then she transformed back into chrysalis

“Youre horrible!” Said twilight “you forced an innocent student to do what you wanted!?”

“And I tied her up in the shed after I killed her family”

Cozy glow was an orphan, that lie’s gonna hold up

“Anyway I also tied up the non pony students”

“Ew” said chancellor neighsay before he realized what he said “oh! My bad, force of habit”

“You suck” said ocellus/chrysalis “anyway it was the non pony students who made me stop, give them medals or something, bai”

Then she disappeared

The first place twilight and her friends went to was to get starlight, then after it was the shed

The young 6 and cozy glow were there, tied up, they were so worried they didn’t even noticed how absolutely ass those knots were, can’t even tie a shoelace with them knots

“I’m so glad you’re okay” said twilight

Cozy glow sat in shame, they assumed it was shame for doing the wrong thing

“Cozy glow” said twilight “why didn’t you tell us that chrysalis and tirek have been forcing you to do evil?”

“…”

“Guess she was just really scared?” Said gallus

“Okay, but why?” Said twilight

“It isn’t her fault!” Said silverstream “it was her…childhood”

+++

(Flashback to when cozy glow was 6 months old)

Silverstream, narrating: she was raised in a broken and abusive household

Dad cozy glow: BITCH THIS CHICKEN IS COLD

(Throws baby cozy out of a window)

Silverstream: when she turned 7 she ran away to ponyville, where she met chrysalis…her abuser

Chrysalis: BITCH! THIS CHICKEN IS COLD

(Throws cozy out a window)

+++

“Oh no!” Said twilight “I am so sorry you had to go through that”

“I know how you feel cozy” said starlight “I too was once hurt in my childhood”

Your boyfriend from kindergarten left you and you founded a communist cult and nuked the earth, you do not know anything

“Just asking, if cozy did do all this without being forced…what would you do?” said sandbar

“Why I’d send her to Tartarus of course!” Said twilight

They were only kidding before when they said twilight would send cozy to hell, what hell kind of legal system is she operating on!?

They were all taken to their rooms, it was 1 or 2 am at this point

Cozy spent the first 20 minutes burning the letters from tirek and removing her rainbow journal which had her evil plans on it, then she tried to sleep

At about 3 am, the student 6 rolled up in her room and woke her up

“Good morning you little enemy of the state” said smolder “such wonderful sleep for someone who stole all the magic in equestria”

“I gave it back tho”

“Yeah you did” said gallus “your welcome by the way”

“Thanks” said cozy “how do I make it up to you?”

“Maybe don’t be surprised when you learn that I can read” said ocellus “also…why”

“What?”

“Why did you do all of that?” Said ocellus

“Well…I thought that if I got more friends than twilight, I’d be the new princess of friendship” said cozy “you can’t tell me that’s stupid”

“Yeah it isn’t, twilight collected friends and became an alicorn” said gallus “if we didn’t cover it up twilight would’ve actually sent you to Tartarus”

“Thanks” said cozy “but…why would you help me cover it up anyway?”

“I don’t know…” said sandbar “you’re our friend, even if you commit crimes”

“I don’t think we’d be good friends if we let you burn in hell where Cerberus literally pisses boiling acid” said smolder “and I feel like sharing a cell with tirek would’ve just made you more evil”

Cozy wanted to say thank you, but she was also ashamed that she needed them when her plan failed, but at the same time twilight was gonna send her to hell so she can’t really complain

“I’m gonna start intercepting your letters now” said ocellus “bai”

“Bye” said cozy “see you”

And they left

The next morning cozy woke up late, but when she did she found a small letter on the table next to her bed

‘Please don’t do crime today :3

-silverstream’

Damn right she won’t

The next classes are gonna be awkward as hell, and maybe gallus would cheat off her the next exam they have, but she didn’t care about that, she was just happy they were there, and maybe one day, she’d help them like that too.