#stuck yapping

tagged by @acidheaddd, for why i know not

origin of your blog’s name: it's a partial lyric from tamino's song, fascination. the whole thing is "and i didn’t cry for that flamingo stuck in salt". i just thought the visual of a flamingo stuck in salt was cool??? idk

my "i’ll always order this food": usually chicken or pasta or fish. i'm a slut for pasta. i'll be happy to eat it every single day. i'm a creature of habit and don't like trying new foods bc it's hard to tell what's "safe" for the tism. even some chicken isn't safe for me so.

overused emoji: 😭💀🤭😒🌝 are my top 5

current comfort movie, show, book: nothing currently, but it's usually futurama, schitt's creek or kim's convenience for shows.

song on repeat: i've had mangetout - wet leg and good ol' days - hayley williams on repeat like crazy (as a side note, i had no idea mangetout was featured on heated rivalry and just found that out literally RIGHT NOW in the youtube comments as i was grabbing the link, i have not seen it nor do i plan to watch it lmfao SO PLEASE, it just came up randomly on my spotify)

my current hyperfixation: nothing really lmfaooo but i am having lots of fun playing with maya on her farm. other than that.......................... idk man OH WAIT THOSE VERTICAL SHORTS I AM OBSESSED EVEN THO THEY’RE SO FUCKING BAD LMAOOOO

oddly specific thing that brings me joy: no oddly specific thing that i can think of tbh. i'm a water sign and being near the ocean always makes me happy, but also just being in some sort of wonderful, beautiful nature. aquariums. karaoke. my amc a list pass bc i love movies!!!

what smell makes me happy: anything that smells like chai tbh. it's the first scent that popped into my head. cinnamon, cloves, vanilla, cardamom, honey, milky. i love cozy scents. or like marshmallows over a bonfire.

something i did as a kid and still do: be an insubordinate smart ass lmao, play video games, do karaoke

phone wallpaper right now: here's my lockscreen & homepage (not reading be scheduled but I NEVER DO HAHAHA)

are you an early bird or a night owl: honestly i think i'm both, i stay up late & wake up early usually

if you work, what is your profession and do you like it: i got laid off mid last year and am still currently unemployed ;_; but what i did was sell medical equipment (hyperbaric chambers) and i did like it bc i got to travel a lot but i also hate it bc sales and i hate people teehee but i rly need a new job so if anyone knows anyone hiring in socal HAHAHA

maybe i can put up a sim download or something???

the vet’s keeping him for a bit to try to collect some urine samples and hopefully he’ll be fine

4, 21, 26, 33, 36, and 46

fuck you making me go find the questions after i deleted them 🙄

which cryptyd being do you believe in? all of them, the fuck, but ESPECIALLY bigfoot, mothman, chupacabras and the loveland frog teehee

something you’ve kept since childhood? idk man, if i have something my adhd won't let me remember bc it's out of sight and out of mind but i honestly don't think i have anything from my childhood and that's sad but it is what it is lmao

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times? the tamino concert lives rent-free in my head constantly, but also just like a ton of other stuff too that's like NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX

the last adventure you’ve been on? the trek from your house to mine, but also when we went to lavender nights

how many times have you changed your url? simnnocent > candy-crystals > dilly-ditty > morphenemagic > stuckinsalt rofl, so like what, 5 times?

i went to check how long it’d be bc 3 people came in after me and were called in within minutes around 10:30am and all they said was the dr has a “complicated patient”