SFW and NSFW StreetPunk!TMNT headcannons:
(Note: some of these headcannons might not be entirely time accurate (the fav movie section T^T) but I just couldn’t not include some of those movies! You’re gonna look me dead in my eye and tell me M.C. Wouldn’t like the terrifier movies?? Other than that everything should be time accurate to the timeline!! -> 1999)
⋆˚࿔ Swift watched the The Dead Poets Society in the community home when he was younger on a random Tuesday night with Ghost and cried so hard he got dehydrated, and then based his entire life off being a free thinker. Swift is a very performative guy, so of course he tells all the cute girls his favorite movie is 10 Things I Hate About You, and he tells all the guys his favorite movie is The Hangover. But, Swift loves the movies that weird other people out and make the average person uncomfortable, he watches them in by himself and treats them like his top confidential secret. Think: The Ritual, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Full Metal Jacket, etc.
⋆˚࿔ Swift is, believe it or not, truly the smartest out of the four. When he first started getting adjusted to living a life where he could do whatever he wanted, he got extremely interested in education. He enrolled all of his bothers including him in special tutoring classes tailored to teach them the things they missed out on by not going to school when they were kids. They all graduated with GEDs and swift was one of two brothers who ended up going to college (Ghost being the other brother). He did college online and graduated with a MSE degree. He rarely uses his degree, he purely got it out of curiosity and bragging rights.
⋆˚࿔ Swift shows his love language by sweet words and EXCESSIVE physical touch. He’s always whispering sweet nothings into your ear while simultaneously having one arm around you and the other stuffed in your back pocket. If you weren’t a PDA person before you sure as hell are now. There’s really no escaping it, you don’t get your own seat at any public place, it’s always on his lap now. Your back pockets are never empty and are always filled with his hand(s), and you’re never ever ever going to receive anything in public without a quick make out sesh as a courtesy. He paid for dinner? At least five kisses, minimum. He took you shopping? You’re sitting on his lap in the Pagani while he is desperately eating your face off. And god forbid it’s a holiday, especially Valentine’s Day. You’re giving him a kiss every couple of seconds, no matter what, “love is in the air” after all.
⋆˚࿔ He’s definitely the most toxic brother out of the four. He’s got major bipolar tendencies that he refuses to be medicated for due to ego reasons. As insufferable as he can be, he truly does love you, even when he says he hates you. It was confusing, exhausting, and frustrating at first getting used to how he functioned. Learning the signs of when he was about to switch up on you became natural. He never forgets to praise you and thank you late at night when he’s in the right headspace for being the one that stayed with him through his episodes. Even after learning the truth behind his family’s work, where their money came from, and his medical issues, you stayed and he never forgot that.
⋆˚࿔ Horrible corruption kink. He loves to just absolutely blow your innocent mind with how filthy he can be. He loves virgins for that exact reason too. It definitely doesn’t help with the health of your relationship together, he’s a VERY toxic person.
⋆˚࿔ His favorite position is any position where you’re on bottom. He REFUSES to be dominated and will die on that hill. He likes when your legs are over his shoulders that way he can be verbally mean to you while absolutely obliterating your pussy.
⋆˚࿔ Very violent in bed. It’s almost scary. He’s discussed with you multiple times on how he’s fascinated by blood and injuries. Though he’s never forced you to participate or even wanted you to participate in his sexual fantasies involving that. The only thing he’s allowed you to do in relation to that is scratch the shit out of his shell while he fucks you. The turtles shells are extremely sensitive so scratching his back during sex is plenty of pain enough to satisfy his urges.
⋆˚࿔ He loves having sex in odd places. Not public, never ever public spaces, he’d rather die before letting someone else see you naked. Obviously if they did he’d just kill them but he’d much rather spare you that trauma. He loves fucking on the beach, he does own it so it’s nice to put it to good use every once in a while. He loves fucking in the kitchen, on the floor, outside on the balcony, in freshwater springs, on secluded nature hikes, anywhere that feels a bit scandalous. He can’t explain it, it just makes him feel more passion.
⋆˚࿔ When it comes to movies, rebel wants to feel like he’s solving a puzzle. Which is why he leans towards the horror direction at first, but then he discovers the wonders of psychological thrillers and falls head over heels. His all time favorite movie is Fight Club. But, he’s also such a sucker for the classic movies like Interview With a Vampire.
⋆˚࿔ As obvious as it is, Rebel is a punk boy through and through and often attends protests for the movements he believes in and actively donates hundreds of thousands of dollars to shelters and mutant based care centers. Mainly because rebel is a lot more emotional than he lets on and he cries himself to sleep some nights thinking that there’s other mutants out there growing up like him.
⋆˚࿔ Speaking of emotional, Rebel get terrified at the thought of death, he didn’t grow up religious in any sense and doesn’t plan to join any religions in the future because that’s just how he was raised. He vividly remembered an older, larger, white bull terrier woman telling him to repent or he’ll go to hell casually on the street. She wasn’t even rude about it she had just stated it so factually before leaving out of nowhere, and it sent Rebel into a silent panic. He eventually talked himself off of the ledge of spiraling about death and afterlife and what if this is all there is. But it’s always a thought in the back of his mind.
⋆˚࿔ Since Rebel struggles with fear of death and nothingness after life, he’s taken up photography. Something about capturing everyday life and examining it helps him stay grounded. It puts the thoughts into his head that even if this is all there is, he’s okay with it because it’s all beautiful.
⋆˚࿔ Rebel spontaneously got a prince alberts piercing one day when he was spiraling. It was sort of a ‘fuck it’ moment. He doesn’t regret it, but he doesn’t think he would’ve gotten it that day if he was in the right headspace.
⋆˚࿔ Has an odd obsession with dumbification, specifically when you drool. He loves fucking you till your brain melts and you can no longer function properly, he doesn’t care how long it takes to get you there, he’ll figure it out. He loves fucking you from behind and holding your lower jaw with a finger in your mouth. He loves watching your spit run down his hand into his palm and off his wrist into the rumpled sheets. It’s something so random yet so hot to him, it lets him know he’s doing his job right.
⋆˚࿔ He loves soft sex. He’s the most emotional brother out of the four, and he loves to show that side to you. He’s loves cracking goofy jokes out of nowhere and he loves watching you laugh while he’s in your. It’s one of the few times he lets himself be loose and carefree so he makes sure to enjoy it fully.
⋆˚࿔ He loves taking pornos of you. Whether that be provocative pictures, videos, or audio recordings of you, he loves them all. He likes getting you cute clothes and toys and setting up a camera and touching himself while you film him his masterpieces. He’s love’s looking back on them when you’re gone and touching himself to your cute voice.
⋆˚࿔ Ghost is a nerd for all things Manga, Anime, Movies, Tv Series, literature, you name it he likes it. He’s the one who put on the Dead Poets Society for Swift that night. He’s into movies and shows that make him cry because he’s had to tough out a lot of his emotions as the younger middle child. So watching sad movies, especially ones he relates to, or just gut wrenching movies in general, gives him a ‘reason’ to cry. (Think, Grave of Fireflies, Stand By Me, Silent Voice, etc.)
⋆˚࿔ Ghost is an odd mutant in the sense that he just can’t let loose. He is riddled with chronic anxiety that requires heavy meds, and it’s not the kind of anxiety that makes you shy, no, he’s just an asshole. He try’s not to be, he really does, but his medicine has a really big impact on his perception of social interactions and what’s acceptable during them. So he’s taught himself to not speak; “just stay quiet and you can’t do anything wrong”. Once he’s truly comfortable around you he loosens up a bit and allows brief conversations and eventually detailed conversations about topics you’re both interested in.
⋆˚࿔ His main source of affection is physical touch and gift giving, and that’s purely based on the previous head cannon. Words aren’t his strong suit but endlessly entangled limbs under the covers and large, extravagant, over-the-top gift baskets full of your favorite things are. He’ll leave you bands of cash under your pillow topped with beautifully written letters about how this is only a fraction of your worth to him and how you should go get whatever you want because, “his best deserves the best.”
⋆˚࿔ He’s got beautiful penmanship, I mean god, it’s amazing. He’s got so many different styles and fonts he can do and he’s got top of the line colored fountain pens and jars upon jars of expensive ink stored in his special cabinet. He’s got pages upon pages in his practice notebook with lines full of your name in different fonts and written in different colors. This also ties into him being a very very important asset to his brothers because with a simple sample sentence he can forge any letter from anyone for any reason. It’s truly scary, you’re glad you’re on his side.
⋆˚࿔ Ghosts favorite position is cowgirl or missionary. He loves looking at your cute face while he pleases you. He’s not much of a talker during sex, much like how he is in every other aspect of his life. He likes the simple positions where he can look in your eyes while you both feel good, in his mind it’s a connection far deeper than words could form.
⋆˚࿔ Very, and I mean VERY big on cockwarming. He loves it so so much. He’s often busied by tedious desk work assigned by Swift and he just can’t bring himself to be away from you. Physical touch has always been something that’s grounded him, he’s know that since day one, but having his cock stuffed inside you is a whole different story. It motivates him to get the job done quickly and efficiently that way he can fully focus on you while also eliminating the guilt he feels when he leaves you alone while he works. His favorite pastime is writing high profile forged letters and teaching you how to seal the envelopes properly for him, you feel his dick jump in you the first time you get the hang of it.
⋆˚࿔ He’s got such a nerd kink. Obviously he’s a big dork himself, but something about seeing you study with glasses on under the dim light of his desk lamp makes him feral. He can’t resist crawling in bed under the covers and laying between your legs. He’ll make you squeeze just tight enough to make his voice hoarse while he speaks to you. He can’t help but grind against the mattress as he looks up at your cute face, you’re just too adorable!
⋆˚࿔ Much like his younger brother, Ghost has a raging Domination kink, but specifically with being dominated. Him and Rebel are neck and neck when it comes to worshipping their partner. Anything you want is yours, he’s your to command, and he absolutely loves being bossed around by you. He’s like putty in your hands, and he has absolutely no problem showcasing it. Not many people believe it with his outwardly gruff demeanor but only you and his family know what it’s like behind closed doors and boy is it bad.
⋆˚࿔ He’s a straight horror junkie when it comes to movies, he also likes movies that just have odd concepts or just constant fight scenes. He’s a freak who likes the crazy outlandish gorey movies and also the surprisingly deep ones with horrible endings that leave him questioning life. His all time favorite movie is Killer Clowns From Outer Space, CHANGE MY MIND!! A list of his favorite movies include but are not limited to, The Mist, All Terrifier movies, The substance, and Starship Troopers.
⋆˚࿔ M.C. Has a love hate relationship with the general public. Due to growing up in the community home he can’t sleep without noise, specifically people talking. Even before the community home, him and his brothers grew up homeless so they were used to sleeping on the bustling streets of the city that never sleeps. He never forgot the people who stole from their chipped styrofoam cup of change and he never forgot the jackasses in the community home who were disrespectful, but he just can’t live without the noise. So he likes to spend the night at your apartment the most, even more than his own bed, because you’re way closer to the heart of the city. He finds himself propping open your window by the fire escape and falling asleep with you there.
⋆˚࿔ M.C. truly is a kind soul, but he absolutely hates to be recognized for it. He often pays for peoples groceries without them knowing before bolting off, and much like Rebel he’ll donate large sums of money to charities and foundations he supports. He loves to buy out street vendors stock and hand them out for free so they can go home for the day and people get free food. He almost feels guilty for being filthy rich because he knows there are still kids growing up like how he did, and it’s not fair that he ‘got lucky’.
⋆˚࿔ M.C. Is much more blunt than anyone really recognizes. He’s sweet to you, he’s so sweet, but the blank look on his face makes it hard to discern his intentions. After knowing him awhile you understand that his face just looks like that and he can’t help it, and it makes it even more romantic when you do notice the subtle changes in his face. He’s such a gruff dude that it makes the little things that much more romantic.
⋆˚࿔ Insane mommy kink, it’s actually really bad. He likes a woman who’s the boss of him, not even in a mean way, but growing up without proper parents, specifically a mother has affected M.C. the most. If it’s something you’re not comfortable with he’ll settle for just calling you Ma’am but you can’t blame it when it slips out during sex, he can’t help it!
⋆˚࿔ He switches very often from wanting to be dominated to being the dominant one. He loves it when you ride him and he loves it when you’re a little mean and overstimulate him. It just clicks with something in his brain and it makes him cum quicker than he can apologize for finishing early. On the other hand, knowing that he has power over you, someone he holds very dear to him, turns him on so much.
⋆˚࿔ His favorite position switches between cowgirl and doggy style. He likes cowgirl when you’re in control and doggy style when he’s in control. He loves when you smack him around while you ride him, he’ll cum in seconds. Something about you being mean to him just turns him on so much, especially if you warm up to the idea even after being shy about it at first.
⋆˚࿔ He’s such an eater. He loves eating you out so much. So much so that’d if you only have a little bit of time to have sex he’d rather use that time to eat you over anything else. He’s cum multiple times hands free just by having you sit on his face. Don’t blame him! He’s sensitive, but he still has plenty of stamina left to fully finish you off.
