#storror rant

i feel so betrayed right now. i haven’t been so active as a storrorarmy these days, well, months, honestly-- i made this account to dump all my crap but like.. i’m so shook right now.

i found out that TOBY WASN’T ACTUALLY THE ELDEST.

i know. I KNOW it’s a teeny-tiny thing to be crazy about but like--

i have been a fan for two years and i have been living those two whole years in a DAMN lie.

i guess it’s what they say, “don’t believe everything you read.” and i feel so mf betrayed cause i thought he was an ‘89 liner. bruh whoever put that ish in that one website, shame on you XD i had to read on the official storror website to know the truth.

i am officially a fake fan. 

okay that doesn’t make any sense. i hate myself HAHAHAHA

so callum’s actually the oldest; that would make sense.. but then again ironically it wouldn’t cause he’s always a crackhead clown (but callum is a whole dom top, i do NOT make the rules, they are FACTS) 

and i just.. i have always seen toby as the father of the group for so long, i still think so; given he’s very mature and he just convinced me so well that he was the eldest. i’m totally not implying he’s daddy af but--

okay, my rant is DONE.

so correct me if i’m wrong; oldest to youngest as to my knowledge rn:

callum, max, josh, benj, sacha, toby, drew.

that hurts even to type ;-;