Today, I’d like to thank the Sorrengails for being all I can think about during storms… cause now it’s just like lmao no biggie I know what’s up here; it’s just our girlie Violet fighting with her mom or something.
Today, I’d also like to make a formal request to my dearest Xaden & Violet, while I’m glad you’ve clearly worked things out post-Onyx-Storm; please calm tf down before my Wi-Fi decides to start a rebellion of its own and the lightening takes out my power for good… maybe go take a vacation; get a room somewhere else, please? Thank you.
And I’d like to make a formal apology to the Iron Squad, cause man that must be some weird shit… Like, who knows the weather forecast; is this a storm or Violet & Xaden “sparring” again? Is she fighting someone that’s trying to kill us, or a Venin appeared with Sorrengail-ian powers? And why are they always staring for minutes on end & then randomly choking on food?
