#stonecoldhedwig

If you've not seen my recap of the first of these films, find it here. I'm watching this with my brother. It looks hideous.

Lily turned the information about Narcissa Black over in her mind. How on earth could this happen somewhere like Elkridge? She knew it wasn’t like Hogwarts, with the ever-present spectre of Albus Dumbledore acting like a shield upon all its inhabitants, but surely the Death Eaters wouldn’t want to harm one of their own...

I don't even know where to start! She has the most enormous personality and heart. I don't think I know anyone with more of a brand. Some things are just incredibly stonecoldhedwig-ish and it's always fun to share them.

She has the best hair I've ever seen, and I'm jealous of it.

She's basically James Potter 🦌🦌

send me two characters and a symbol and i’ll tell you… 

Who would win in a fight between Rabastan and Narcissa?

Oh fuck. In an argument, she wins unless he hits LOW, but generally? if she goes off, she goes OFF and he cowers. 

In a duel it’s all Bastan. Cissa’s definitely a very powerful witch, she’s a Black and shit after all, and she’s intelligent enough to like, USE her abilities, but she’s not a fighter. Bastan’s at least fought in the war, Cissa stays as far away from any conflict and shit that results in physical violence as she can. She has no practice nor experience and no intention to gain any, he can have the win. 

Do I like Rodolphus or Narcissa better?

..... dammit. Again, I gotta stick with my girl because she’s NARCISSA and I haven’t been stanning this bitch for years just to trade her in for Rodolphus but also.. Dolphin... 

Nah in general, Narcissa. When it comes to our headcanons, he is definitely the more enjoyable and like... nice, person? but then also that’s all very much made up and going by canon all we really know about the dude is nothing and that he tortured the longbottoms so like maybe that’s not 100% qualifying for a higher ranking than cissa LMAO. But also I love this dude. 

In what ways do I ship Narcissa and Rabastan?

all the ways LMAO

@rarehpbingo | prompt: ‘I love you’

Title: let me count the ways

Rating: T

Fandom: HP

Ship: James x Lily x Narcissa x Remus x Sirius AKA Cissa and her Lions

Summary:

Narcissa Black does not say ‘I love you’ very often. It’s just not in her nature.

There is more than one way to say ‘I love you’. Oh, let me count the ways.

KT BABY. MY FELLOW SCOT. @stonecoldhedwig

We have known each other like, a week, max? and yet I feel like my soul knows you. We love mashed potato and whisky and Bread Meets Bread and staying up all night.

You are pure comedy gold on a daily basis and I find myself cackling at your turn of phrase at every corner. You are so wonderful and open to everything and I’m thoroughly excited to indoctrinate you into the Wolfstar Fandom and never let you leave. Let’s go to Dishoom soon yeah?

I have not done an updated fic list in a while, so here it is! I want to finish up my WIP this year, and then in the works I have a Dating App AU Jily fic (Remus is a dairy farmer?); another Oxford Chronicles installment; a massive Jily Hogwarts era thing; a Lily Luna/OC Quidditch AU; and about 19 other ideas.

WIP

A Great Many Things (M, eventual E; Alicia Spinnet/Oliver Wood; canon compliant; probably my favourite OC ever)

Celandine (E; Wolfstar, Jily, Blackinnon, literally every ship ever; open relationships; magical AU)

Coming, Evans? (M, but eventually E; magical AU inspired by Around the World in 80 Days; Jily and Wolfstar)

Highgate Mews (M; established Wolfstar, Jily & Dorlene; Muggle AU; part of the Marauders Map series)

Honeybee Mine (M; Muggle AU; Jily and Blackinnon; James Potter keeps bees)

The Shoelaces Case; or, the many ways to spend your 37th birthday (M; Blackinnon; magical AU; time travel)

Use Your Best Colours (T; canon from Hedwig's perspective; it's so stupid)