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random headcanon: actually there was a RAD gossip page run by (you guessed it!) Asmo! At first it’s silly confessions like “I’d pay Asmo to slap me,” then if there was a spat between two of the brothers they’d both send in confessions about each other. Like once Belphie fell asleep on a book Satan was reading. So Satan sent in a confession that said “Belphie sucks his thumb in his sleep,” and Belphie would send one back going, “Satan follows cats around cause he doesn’t have any other friends.” And the brothers would argue and argue until someone sent a confession about Lucifer.. and he eventually banned all gossip pages (and anything similar) from RAD.

sorry mutuals strangers things blast