#stimuli

“I know they don’t want you using your senses in here, but that just makes these illicit stimuli all the sweeter. Mmm, smell that peppermint oil. Look at those sparklers. Popping a little bubble wrap, that’s touch and sound in one go. My hour in here is gonna fly right by with all these sensory experiences to keep me occupied. Nice try depriving my senses, losers—better luck next time!” At press time, Todd Sansovitch told reporters he was glad he had brought his own stimuli because so far he hadn’t hallucinated shit.

“I dunno the results, but I hope they come back okay.”

“I HATE needles so blood draws are the absolute worst.”

“Dave held my hand the whole time while I was singing and trying to ignore the pain.”

“Having a prey animal nervous system is tough. My body interprets 90% of external stimuli as a threat.”