#stifle

stop everything you're doing bc this twink just 1) ran his mouth for the last hour, 2) stopped talking abruptly to let me know "sorry i'm gonna sneeze," 3) made the most INSANE pre-sneeze face, 4) flailed his fucking arms, and then 5) hands free stifled VIOLENTLY into his elbow. like it sounded like he BARELY contained that one, like that shit HURT. cmon man, keeping it all in AND covering with your elbow?! it's cuz his ass is a GERMAPHOBE too!! he said sorry AGAIN before i could even say bless you. and he'd been hitching the entire conversation. you just know his poor nose was building up to this. and you just KNOW he's terrified to sneeze because of all the germs but he COULDN'T FUCKING HELP IT.

Someone with strong sneezes and even stronger stifles. The kind that have that inescapable “-Choo!” at the end >>> 🤤