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WRONG IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3
literally what's his problem.

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☝️ you may be inclined to think these subtitles were ripped from some sort of romantic drama
WRONG IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3
literally what's his problem.

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sth 3 is so funny because it has the most beautiful and meaningful and best moment in the movie, where sonic and shadow talk about love and loss on the moon then live and learn starts playing and theyre finally on the same side, deciding that they are more than their anger, and it really is just the perfect scene. and directly after this they cut to jim carey spanking jim carey's ass
i drew these literally the week of sth3 theatrical release and am just now releasing them into the wild …… drawing sonic gjinkas was a core component of my childhood it was nice to go back 😌
I’d like to personally thank every Sonic fan artist for drawing Maddie like the goddess she is and then drawing Tom as just some guy
here's my relatively minor complaint about the sonic 3 movie that probably no one else cares about:
why the FUCK would Rachel join GUN after what they did to her and why is Randall still in it after what he did to them

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something something movie maria and game maria are two sides of the same coin in terms of tragedy
one one hand, we have game maria. she was always going to die young, due to her NIDS. she never saw earth and her only family she was in direct contact with was her grandpa, but then one day she gets a baby brother. a baby brother made specially for her. a baby brother she loves more than anything.
on the other hand, we have movie maria. she was always going to have her whole life ahead of her. she lived on earth and got to see the stars from below and play like a kid. then one day, the day she moves into the military base, she meets an alien. she messes around with him. he becomes her new baby brother. they play together, sit under the stars, watch movies.
then the gun raid happens.
game maria sacrifices herself. she sacrifices herself for her baby brother to save him. she lets him lead her to the pods before she seals him in the only one. she knows that only one of them can make it out and that even if she makes it to earth she won't last, so she saves her baby brother because she loves him so much. her death was slower and gave her time to say goodbye. her dying words are a goodbye to him.
movie maria didn't even know what was happening. shes watching movies with her brother and her grandfather suddenly comes in and tells them they have to run. she asks what's going on, and her grandfather says that people are trying to take her baby brother, so she holds his hand tight and runs with him. then, when the exit is in sight, someone yells to not shoot, a gunshot, then an explosion. she dies almost instantly. she doesn't get a chance to say goodbye, to comfort her baby brother.
game shadow always knew there was a possibility of losing maria. movie shadow never even thought of the possibility.
edit: I was NOT expecting this many people to like and rb this glad to know I made you cry :D
2nd edit: 1K NOTES???? WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
i need this movie to hold me like how the virgin mary held jesus christ
i feel thirteen years old again
my cold heart has melted
sonic and the black knight spoilers! :3
you ever notice something so little that might be a coincidence but is too fitting to not be.