#stevebarnes

Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy. 

Sam couldn’t stop laughing. He had had a long day at the bakery and having drinks after work had seemed nice. It had seemed nice two hours ago, now he was just pass tipsy, and onto laughing at everything.

Steve was trying to dance with his new girlfriend. She was teaching him the steps, patiently. But Steve being Steve, he kept stepping on her feet, which was bringing Sam to tears.

“Oh god! How is she dealing with him? He’s a lost cause! Nat knows it, Laura knows it, we know it. Everybody knows it!” He said, laughing his heart out.

“I was a lost cause too. You didn’t give up.” Bucky whispered in his ear.

Sam stopped laughing then, and just smiled before he kissed Bucky.

‘You’re drunk, let’s get you home, babe.”

@stevebarnes ok so like i’m totally into steve being his bodyguard but their dynamic is always slightly off for me?? idk i’m very picky and ppl make bucky(/TJ) either too whiny or too incompetent when the truth is he’s extremely smart and very self destructive at the same time - not incompetent or whiny

green: favorite flower? hmm I’m not sure probably peonies? also lilies and orchids and roses too I can’t pick rip me

some nights by fun.

but i still wake up, i still see your ghostoh lord, i’m still not sure what i stand for

this will be modern!steggy, with peggy alive and young with steve.

How they got engaged: Steve asked one night when they were lying in bed. probably in winter, in a snowy brooklyn apartment.

What kind of ring was the engagement ring: He did not have one, it just happened

Where their wedding will be: a little church in brooklyn, the same one where steve’s parents got married in

What date: sometimes in april

Big or small wedding? a really small one, with just a few close friends. (even though tony tried to make it bigger than a royal wedding)

Who would walk the bride down the aisle? i wanna say Phil Coulson. his otp is getting married guys!! and they are actually really cool! either that, or she walks on her own

The groom’s face when he sees her: he tears up, for sure.

Any particular theme? they didn’t plan it to be 40s themed, but they just keep getting things they love and are familiar with, and it ends up being a lot more vintaged

What would the bride’s dress be like? not white. something more cream, something simple-ish and with embroided lace

Maid of honor, best man and the rest of the bridal party: Peppers would be maid of honor, Bucky is best man ofc. there is no one else in the bridal party

Who will get drunk off their asses? Bucky, Nat (but no one realizes it at first), Sam (but that’s all bucky’s fault for making them do shots every time looks at peggy and starts tearing up), Clint wanted to but he ended up taking care of the drunks.

Who gives the best speech? Natasha. it’s the longest they’ve ever seen her talk. that’s when they realize she’s smashed. (thor’s speech was weird and it was a lot of fertility encouragements)

What’s the first dance song? Edith Piaf’s La Vie en Rose. they discovered it together after coming out of the ice, it sounded like home, and also reminded them of France

Who catches the bouquet and the garter? Melinda catches the bouquet, then lets it fall on the ground when Coulson looks at her smiling. They don’t do the garter thing.

Where’s the honeymoon? Switzerland. they fondue.

Peggy heard a knock on her door and rose from the file she had been reading for an hour.

“Hey Carter! Wanna join us for drinks?” Elena asked from the doorway. She had been trying to get Peggy out of her office for weeks now, and maybe, tonight, she might win.

Work had been hectic. The two women and their colleagues had been planning and writing a proposal for a coming meeting between the 10 biggest economical countries of the planet, and they already knew they would not agree to half of it. But here they were, like every night this month, working tirelessly. Peggy knew all too well what she was getting herself into when she agreed to work on this proposal, but she did not expect her colleagues to question everything she wrote. Elena was always on her side, they shared opinions on most things, but those newbies, all fresh and barely coming out of college, kept questioning the skilled ladies. They knew their work, they knew the countries involved inside out, they knew their subject more than these kids ever would, and it was infuriating and tiring to have to explain the words chosen, the things left unsaid.

“Who’s us?” Peggy mumbled.

“Bobbi and Trip are coming too. We’re meeting Mack at his friend’s bar.”

“Ooooh!” Peggy whistled, “I haven’t met him yet!”

“And you can, if you get out of here and come with us.”

“That is a compelling argument.”

“Her friend, she makes killer burgers.”

“Okay, I’m coming!” Peggy said quickly. She had become a fan of those American burgers, and Elena knew it. She needed to get out of the office anyway, or she was going to lose her mind.

tan at zombies: darling, fresh clothes will make you feel a lot better, and a french tuck

jonathan at zombie: you need to cleanse and a good moisturize!!

karamo at zombie: you do you, go kill people and eat brains! commit and live your life!

antoni at zombie: hummm, you should maybe add some paprika and a bit of citrus to the brains, and grill it, it’ll taste so much better!