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Teen | 2k | 1/1

“I want to get married,” Stiles says, petulantly.

Derek’s heart races at first, speeds with the excitement and exhilaration of the idea of it, before he realizes Stiles is holding Isaac’s wedding invitation, heavy cardstock with the pretentious french parfum wafting through the air. 

“You just want presents,” he says, holding the door open and stepping back, so that Stiles can come in. 

“No,” Stiles says. “I mean, yes, obviously I would have the world’s coolest registry and wouldn’t waste my time with crystal stemware, but that’s not my point.” He throws himself backwards onto Derek’s couch in a huff. 

“You want to get married,” Derek repeats dryly. 

Teen | 4k | 1/1

Teen | 3k | 1/1

For the tumblr prompt: I just banged my boss’ son. The one that Sherriff Stilinski said was his pride and joy. Oh goodness… I banged my boss’ pride and joy?! . “Did you ask for his number?”

Derek remains quiet, sips his tea carefully not to burn his tongue, taps his thumb twice against the warm ceramic mug.

“Are you kidding me? How do you meet your possible future husband and not ask for his number! Derek what the hell?”

"Why didn’t you ask for his number? Is he in a relationship? Is he a hunter? You better have a good explanation Derek Hale or I swear to all that is holy I’m calling mom and telling her to disown your ass.”

“I didn’t have a chance.”

“Bullsh-“

General Audience | 2k | 1/1

But her big brother’s unwillingness to touch anyone, like he thinks he doesn’t deserve it isn’t the only thing she notices. She also notices how Stiles doesn’t touch him.

Everyone reaches for Derek in some form or another, but Stiles- Stiles is something different altogether because he reaches for Derek but he never makes contact.

He’ll be trying to shimmy past Derek and instead of putting a hand on his arm like most of them do, he’ll reach out with a hand and stop it scant centimeters away from Derek’s skin.

Or they’ll be walking alongside each other and Stiles will hover a hand on Derek’s lower back.

General Audience | 5k | 1/1

“He told me he understood, and that he was happy we were both happy, and that if I hurt you he knew how to kill a Werewolf and where to hide a body.” 

Stiles paused in his task of spooning rice onto one of the plates, giving Derek a weird look. “My dad had a similarly confusing discussion with me this morning,” he admitted. 

“Yeah, I’m not sure I understand what he was talking about.” 

They stared at one another for a long while in silence. 

“Dude,” Stiles finally said. “Does my dad think we’re dating?” 

No Rating Given | 2k | 1/1

Stiles does NOT have a boyfriend: of that, the pack, his dad, and the entire community of Beacon Hills are completely convinced. It's just a fact that Stiles is single. Poor Stiles; he's probably lonely. Maybe they can set him up with someone!

General Audience | 3k | 1/1

Teen | 2k | 1/1