Ryan Gosling's character in the upcoming Star Wars: Starfighter project claiming that his (stolen? rogue?) imperial starship is "The fastest starfighter ever built" has GOTTA be the kind of statement that gets him into a fistfight with at least 5 other guys at whatever rebel base he's hanging out in whenever he makes it.
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spent so much of my time watching ryan gosling movies and generally just seeing him everywhere that when I saw the teaser for starfighter I wasn't like oh that's a fictional character no it was like ah yes my close friend mr ryan gosling, who I know personally
Hey, I know the teaser was just revealed, but I was wondering if you have any Kade Auberon headcanons?
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God how I love our collectively craziness. Bro just got a trailer dropped and everyone said ātime for fics and headcanons!ā and itās so real.
Okay⦠Lemme think:
Kade seems like the type of person to not like being touched. I donāt have any proof, and will not have proof of any of these headcanons until the movie comes out, but I can just feel it in my bones. I think he can manage shoulder pats or something small, but hugs are a no. Will freeze up and say āokayā awkwardly and pat the personās back a few times.
Given what Shawn Levy has saidā the fact heās had to ādo things to surviveā (oh good, more implications), I think Kade knows how to hide money on him (the same way Luke put his cash in his boots in The Place Beyond the Pines). Authority figures in this galaxy are horrific, and you need to get smarter before you get killed, so hiding money on your person is a good idea.
Because every character of Ryan Gosling has a jacket (I need Kās), Iām throwing Kade into the ātakes comfort in his jacketā category. Itās probably one of the few possessions heās owned for a while rather than recently came into possession of (like how Luke had the bike for years before it was destroyed by Robin, hence the crash out, or Coltās attachment to the Miami Vice stunt team jacket).
Would rather die (Iām fearful of this happening, actually) than talk about his feelings. Dude clearly has issues, why the fuck would he want to talk to someoneā let alone open upā if theyāre going to leave, die or betray him? Also, itās just difficult⦠Fuck talking about your feelings (his words, not mine).
Definitive soft spot for kids. Heās awkward as hell around them, but gives a tiny wave or smile if heās sure no one is looking. He treats them like adultsā like his equalsā hence why kids gravitate towards him. He still has no idea why they always attach to him. Kade thinks heās boring and/or not good for them.
Out of left field, but Iām going off the fact someone was welding the starfighter and he clearly knows his way around mechanics: Gift giving is Kadeās number one act of love. Money is tight in a shitty galaxy, but he can create using the things around him. So, he makes things for the people that he lovesā people that stick aroundā to tell them he cares. Will probably leave their gifts somewhere he isnāt so when they find it, he doesnāt have to hand it over himself. Heāll put a little note beside it, something like āyou needed thisā or ābecause you like [whatever]ā.
I sound insane, donāt I? Making headcanons of a character that was only shown in a teaser. At D23. Yeah, Iāve officially lost the fucking plot.
But I already like Kade a lot (baller name because it makes me think of Destiny, even if their names are spelled differently). Canāt wait to pick his brain when the movie comes out. :3