#stalk-bert

Gil: *eavesdrops*

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MC: *wakes up in a gothic castle, erected in the middle of nowhere, that resembles a dungeon, thunders buzzing above its head* "Where am I?? Help! Someone, please let me out!!"

Gil: *tilts head with a smile* "You are now in our love nest, for you see, I am the only one who can and will love you like that."

MC: "KISS PUNCH!!" *draws lips with a red lipstick over her knuckles and strikes*

Gil:

MC: *SCREAMS while falling*

Gil: *appears on a balcony that is positioned a few levels lower and catches her into his arms while smiling vibrantly* "You are safe now, my little Bunny."

MC: "BLUSH BITE!!" *bites him*

Gil:

Also Gil: "I didn't know you were a vampire--"