#staffside

Feb17th: before game, looking over canidents. posibal white students?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I'm finding some of this list to be lacklustre.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Why do we have to do this? Wasn't this Dr. Yonekura's job before?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Dr. Yonekura and Monomoko did it together in a touching display of their friendship, I believe!

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] I'm sure that was it.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] What do we think of this Oodaira Ryuugo?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I don't like the name.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] They have him down as Ultimate Climatologist, but I feel like that's kind of uninteresting. Does he have any other hobbies?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I simply think he's boring. Was this one Monomoko's choice? It tends to err on the side of boring.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Probably. Does he even fit the criteria?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Check out the background.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Oh my.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Boring, we've already been there with Eight. I think we should skip this guy. (ojima)

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Agreed completely. Good assessment, Seki.

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[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Shimazaki Aki, Ultimate Forensic Analyst.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Fun name to say.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] We can't just assign titles to any tweeny gyaru who picks up a science kit at her local toy store. She's not a forensic analyst, it's disingenuous.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] She's a heavy drinker. That could get pretty interesting. We haven't had a drinker yet either.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Twelve is a drinker. (hiroki)

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Twelve is a social drinker, not an alcoholic. I think an alcoholic might be fun!

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] The only issue is the talent. Any other hobbies?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Could go for the gyaru angle, but she's not even much of a gyaru. She's pretty unimpressive. Ultimate Drunk?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Pass the file along and let the ladies figure it out. If she's too uninteresting, they'll drop her.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] She wants a musician, so we should look for that.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Perhaps we could do an utaite? I think it would be funny to bring in Ojima Tetsuya.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] He's way over the age cap.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] No Ojima Tetsuya, but what about Isoda Mion? Could we snag them? They've got a file in here.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] If you want more boring, sure.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] What slot would we even categorize a nonbinary student into? Do we just go with anatomy?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Pretty sure there's a policy for it somewhere.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Take up one of the girl slots, I suppose. It's typically girls meddling around with all that, I find.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Assigned male at birth - swing and a miss!

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Ah, well. Egg on my face, I suppose! Background?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Interesting, actually.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Pass it along, the star power might be fun.

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[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Nishihara Oto, she's an Ultimate Band Manager for her school's light music club. Sounds cute!

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] I think that would be a better use of our music slot.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Oh, Seki, adorable. You're trying to dodge the responsibility of monitoring another celebrity.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] It's a giant pain in the ass, you have no idea.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Super interesting background though, take a look.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Oh my, you're not wrong. Pass that one along for sure.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Fukuda Mamoru. Ultimate Beauty Pageant Competitor. Well isn't that something.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] A male beauty pageant competitor? I'm curious, admittedly.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Fukuda. Any correlation with Twelve's patron? (sekiko)

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Zero. Common name, like Dr. Yonekura and Ten's sister. (hama)

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Do we have photos?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Just one. Here.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Oh my, would you look at that. Not bad! I can see why he's in beauty pageants.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] He's definitely had work done. Who's doing work on a teenager like that?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Well you know I'm always in full support of adding more pretty blonde boys to my observation screen!

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Background's absolutely insane.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Wow. That would be a first!

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] I'll pass him along. What about Shishikura Osamu?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] An Ultimate Geki? Oh my.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I'm not sure about that one. After Six, I think I'm a little burnt out on soft, pretty, innocent little boys. I'm over the constant whining.(wada)

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Great critique, we'll just bring in seven Ultimate Sumo to balance it out.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] I think he would be cute though!

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Very interesting background. We're set on Ultimate Geki though? No other angles?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] You guys are such downers, I'm forwarding it along for review. Akaaaaaanbeeeeee.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Petulant.

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[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Parents smack him around, boring. Trash it.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Lame. Sonoda Sayu, Ultimate Housekeeper.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] If we wasted the maid slot on a girl, I'd be heartbroken.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] You're awfully perverse. Isn't your job just to pick interesting students?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Definitely a background we haven't seen before. Variety's a priority, right? We're supposed to be picking people who are different enough from session one's?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] I'm not budging! I want a maid! That's different enough from session one! We had no maids!

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Maids are boring. Imagine having to go to trial with a maid in the fray. I'd rather be the body.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] "The butler did it" gets pretty dry.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] To be honest, none of these have really caught my attention so far. They're all rather boring. Maybe I'm just growing jaded.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] We should take a short break and reconvene. I'll just keep rejecting everything if I'm this bored.

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] That works for me, this is getting kind of dry.

[THREAD MOVED]

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Need to vent for a minute.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] What's up?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] We're going through options for session two right now. I guess Dr. Yonekura got busy and decided to pawn it off. Whatever.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] This is going to sound kind of nitpicky, so go easy on me, but

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] I'm really, really trying to do my job, and it's a lot harder to do when these two are sorting students based on flawed criteria.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Flawed criteria?

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[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] We've got a list of criteria we're supposed to be selecting students based on. I'm extremely familiar with it, because I'm the one who interviews them, so it's something I usually have on my mind, right?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Things like the severity of their background, where they're from, their values, their talent designation, that sort of thing. To build a well-rounded session.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] So when we're trying to filter options, that's how I'm looking at it. The student criteria. That's the important factor.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] But I'm up against Dr. Kan and Dr. Tatematsu who are both filtering students based on things they shouldn't be.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Like?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Like picking students because they're blonde or pretty.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Look, I'm not trying to read into anything, because it's not my place and it's not something I want to get wrapped up in.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] But whatever inclinations those two might have, I don't think they should affect the selection process.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] I think that's a perfectly fair limit.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] I don't know. It's just making me uncomfortable. I'm trying to do my job.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] I'd say you should just pull out of the process for your own peace of mind, but honestly, you're probably the only thing standing between them and a session full of Ones and Sixteens. (isono, yanigi)

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Ah, close. He liked Seven.(Sasaki)

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] That doesn't shock me, but it does make me wince a little.

Nov27th: lab layout

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] TOP FLOOR IS ON TOP sublevle two is where EWVERYONE WORKS subleve three is BIOLGOY sorry I was typing too fast. Sorry. Sublevel four is genki and danni.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] DANNI WROTE IT DOWN FOR ME where to find everything. So I have it in my desk and I can tell you.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] TOP FLOOR is beds. SUBLEVEL TWO is cameras and ENGINEERING LAB and coffee is there and theres a bathroom there.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] SUBLEVEL THREE IS where Dr. Kan prowls around, parasitic bastard. That's where Dr. Kawasaka's been, in case you were wondering. I saw him rotting.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] His office is there. That's how you get into his sideroom. If you want to die, I guess. That's not where Dr. Kawasaka was though.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] What kind of a biology department needs more cells than patient rooms? I'm so stupid. He's repulsive.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] The fourth sublevel is motive implementation, archiving and access wells. It's also where the accessible restrooms are. Four floors down. He thinks he's really funny. We're down here so he doesn't have to think about us.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Come to think of it, where the hell is the psychology department located? I don't even know.

Dec2nd

[Aroha1700] Where is the psychology department anyways? What sublevel is it on?

[155402844/ Monomoko] No.

July5th

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Cataloguing footage. I'm sorting through hours of this shit. New student stuff.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Any highlights?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Your pick lives a very eventful life. (I don't remember who kan picked)

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] I had to expunge a lot of data.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I can't say I'm surprised. It was similar with Yume, no? (Yume=Hanano)

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[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Are you referring to Ten? (hirose)

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Yeah.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Dr. Yonekura agreed that it was worth the trade-off when I explained his background.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Background? Is there something I'm missing?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] How far back have you watched?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Few months?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Watch further.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] YOU ARE KIDDING

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Fun, right?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] New favourite. Easily. All money on Ten.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I thought you'd like it.

July 6th

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] Under ideal conditions, a student should be taken while they're completely alone and under no expectation of being immediately present at any given location.

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] In other words, no witnesses, no plans they're supposed to be attending in the immediate future. That's ideal.

[300056723/ Dr. Kichibe] Oh. I see where the complications arise.

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] Thirteen and Fourteen will be a hassle. (Isoda ,Tei)

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] Four's going to be impossible. (ikeda)

[300056723/ Dr. Kichibe] Six is going to be impossible. Ten will be a hassle. ( Tsukigata ,Hisrose)

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] I can't imagine Seven being all that easy either. She's very busy. (Ruka)

[300056723/ Dr. Kichibe] Definitely looks like it'll be trickier than last time.

[300056723/ Dr. Kichibe] Welp! Not our problem! Good luck rabbit!

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[300056723/ Dr. Kichibe] Did you hear that Eight is apparently Dr. Tatematsu's pick? (Yaitabashi)

[409052878/Dr. Erita] Is that supposed to surprise me? Look at him. She's a shotacon or something.

[300056723/ Dr. Kichibe] Well yeah, but that's just based on first impressions. I feel like Four would be more up her alley, no? (ikeda)

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] Four for her, Sixteen for Dr. Toranosuke. (Ikeda, Akiba. Akiba is "up kans alley" because aki has a chronic pain disorder)

July 6th during interviews/booking, staff are among students

[859298526/ Dr. Kawasaka] Need security?

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] maybe

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] What's happening?

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] got a student in full hysterics completely uncooperative

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] like having a full-on total meltdown over here but not violent or anything just freaking out

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] no idea what hes saying either pretty sure its french (Tsukigata)

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] hattori come please??

[796285914/ Dr. Hattori] Of course, on my way.

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[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Hey sorry I have a question as well actually

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] One of the students in my cohort is wearing clothes that arent really fit for the game environment (likly ikeda)

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Whats the protocol for that or is there not one

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] yeah uh good question i have student with NO clothes in my cohort whats the protocol (Tsukigata, this one was mentioned in the bio cards.)

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] we've got everyone in med gowns over here but like what are we doing for the actual game

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I'll page him, he's not checking his phone I'm guessing.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Take clothes from their houses. Regular everyday wear.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] What if thats not an option

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] None of the clothing my student has is appropriate for the game environment (Ikeda)

-- Figueiredo is sent out to get replacement cloths

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I'll do what I can to make it fitting, what's not allowed?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Anything that isn't excessively revealing is fine. (meaning all of ikedas cloths were “excessively revealing”)

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Alright, I'll be quick. Be back soon.

July 6th Tsukigata and Hattori are speaking frech, translation thanks to the docdoc.

Hattori "je suis désolé de t’avoir fait peur, j’imagine que tu dois être vraiment terrifié en ce moment."

(I'm sorry I scared you, I imagine you must be really terrified right now.)

Tsukigata "s’il vous plaît, aidez-moi. je sais pas où je suis."

(Please help me. I don’t know where I am.)

Hattori "je sais, je suis désolé. je parle avec mes supérieurs pour essayer de trouver un moyen de te mettre un peu plus à l’aise."

(I know, I'm sorry. I'm talking with my superiors to try to find a way to make you feel a little more comfortable.)

Tsukigata "t'es qui, vous?"

(Who are you?)

Hattori "je m’appelle dr hattori minase. je vais faire la traduction pour toi, si ça te va. je veux juste t’aider."

(My name is Dr. Hattori Minase. I’m going to do the translation for you, if that’s okay with you. I just want to help.)

Tsukigata "s’il vous plaît, dites-moi ce qui se passe. je sais pas où je suis. je cherche mon oncle. j’suis venu ici avec quelqu’un ?"

(Please, tell me what's going on. I don't know where I am. I'm looking for my uncle. Did I come here with someone?)

Hattori "je veux juste t’aider à te repérer ici. yu n’as pas à-"

(I just want to help you find your way around here. You don’t have to-)

Tsukigata "j’ai des ennuis?"

(Am I in trouble?)

Hattori "ah- non, tu n’as aucun problème, t’en fais pas. je veux juste t’aider, c’est promis."

(Ah- no, you have no problem, don't worry. I just want to help you, I promise.)

Tsukigata "mon dieu. mon dieu, c’est vraiment grave."

(My god. My god, this is very serious.)

Hattori "je vais t’emmener dans un endroit à part pour que tu puisses te calmer un peu. d’accord?"

(I'll take you to a separate place so you can calm down a little. Okay?)

Tsukigata "d-d'accord."

(O-okay.)

Tsutsujio "hey. dr. figueiredo's back." (With clothes for tsukigata, he's in a med gown)

Hatori "alright, i'll talk to him in a moment. i just want to get six situated."

Tsukigata "pourquoi vous dites ça?"

(Why do you say that?)

Tsutsujio "he speaks japanese too. hey. i know you can understand me."

Hattori "don't be rude. he's distressed."

Hattori "désolé pour son comportement. il a un peu de caractère. on est très occupés aujourd’hui, alors il essaie juste de gérer ses trucs au plus vite. laisse-moi m’occuper de toi, d’accord ? on devrait peut-être te trouver quelque chose à boire."

(Sorry for his behavior. He has a little bit of a temper. We are very busy today, so he just tries to manage his stuff as soon as possible. Let me take care of you, okay? Maybe we should find you something to drink.)

Tsukigata "pourquoi je suis ici?"

(Why am I here?)

Hattori "je ne peux pas te le dire."

(I cannot tell you.)

Tsukigata "je vais devoir rester ici longtemps?"

(Will I have to stay here for long?)

Hattori "probablement, oui."

(Probably, yes.)

Tsukigata "dans ce cas...est-ce que je peux prendre une douche et aller aux toilettes? est-ce que je peux manger quelque chose?"

(In that case...can I take a shower and go to the bathroom? Can I eat something?)

Hattori "je peux m’en occuper. viens avec moi."

(I can take care of it. Come with me.)

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Tsukigata "vous êtes tous les deux européens?"

(Are you both European?)

Hattori "ah- moi, je suis franco-japonais. lui, il est japonais, mais ses parents viennent" d’inde.

(Ah- I'm Franco-Japanese. He's Japanese, but his parents come from India.)

Tsutsujio "are you telling him i'm indian? stop telling people that, i've literally never been to india."

Hattori "i told him you were japanese, relax. go get food."

Tsutsujio "yeah, yeah, whatever. get him sorted out. i don't want dr. kuneyasu bitching me out if he's not ready later."

Tsukigata "ah! ça veut dire que je vais pouvoir manger de la vraie bouffe japonaise?!"

(Ah! Does that mean I'll be able to eat real Japanese food?!)

Hattori "eh-?"

Tsukigata "c’est troooop bien! le japon, c’est trop cool! je vais vraiment goûter à de la vraie cuisine japonaise? on est toujours au japon, hein? t’es japonais? t’as trop de la chance!"

(It's so good! Japan is so cool! Am I really going to taste real Japanese food? We're still in Japan, huh? Are you Japanese? You're too lucky!

Hattori “ah- eh bien, on dirait que tu es tout excité maintenant.”

(Ah, well, it looks like you’re all excited now.)

Tsukigata “c’est juste que je trouve ça trop cool de pouvoir manger de la vraie bouffe japonaise pendant que je suis ici! je voyage, tu vois? je viens de belgique ! c’est super excitant de découvrir des côtés. différents du japon comme ça! je suis en train de me faire kidnapper, là ?"

(It's just that I think it's so cool to be able to eat real Japanese food while I'm here! I'm traveling, you see? I come from Belgium! It's super exciting to discover different sides of Japan like this! Am I getting kidnapped, now?)

Hattori “eh...oui.”

(eh...yes.)

Tsukigata “Waw! quelle surprise! je savais pas que ça pouvait arriver au japon! c’est trop excitant, ahaha! merci de prendre soin de moi pendant que vous me kidnappez! on peut manger maintenant?

(Wow! What a surprise! I didn't know it could happen in Japan! It's too exciting, ahaha! Thank you for taking care of me while you kidnap me! Can we eat now?)

Hattori “bien sûr.”

(Of course.)

July 11th Maekawa was taken to the calm room after attacking a doctor

Dr. Kawasaka “actually, mind if i take a look at that knee? i'm really impressed.”

Maekawa "ew, no, fuck off.”

Dr. Kawasaka “it's pretty unconventional. not like any prosthesis i've ever seen.”

Maekawa "yeah, well, that's cuz i made it, so any other leg you've seen is dogshit corpo garbage in comparison. see this? this is my work.”

Dr. Kawasaka “handmade? you're kidding. that's *extremely* impressive.”

Maekawa "motorized knee, so, y'know. it's fancy.”

Dr. Kawasaka “i'm assuming you did the arms as well?”

Maekawa "yeah, take a look.”

July 11th

[859298526/ Dr. Kawasaka] One of the students was lashing out so they had me take her to the CR and sit with her in here for a while.

[859298526/ Dr. Kawasaka] She tried to kill me for a while but then we just sort of talked.

July 11th

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] We need you elsewhere so we're just going to stick a bunch of drugs in Nine and call it a day. Sound kosher? (Maekawa)

[859298526/ Dr. Kawasaka] Eh? More problems? Where do you need me?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Not a security concern, but we have a student who reacted poorly to the opioids and we need him moved. He can't walk.

[859298526/ Dr. Kawasaka] Eh?! That sounds like a problem! Shouldn't you get a biologist?!

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Oh no no no, nothing like that, don't worry. He's fine. Turns out opioids are an agitator for a pre-existing condition he didn't have on-file. Yikes!

[859298526/ Dr. Kawasaka] Is it Sixteen? Not sure you'd need me to move anyone else.(Akiba)

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Ding ding! Sixteen! Help please.

--still talking about Akiba

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] He doesnt have a condition listed but he's definitely got something based on what he told us earlier

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Except I think he thinks thats just normal which is not abnormal I guess

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] He was like oh yeah sometimes my body feels like its on fire for a little while but like I work out and stuff

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] But he probably has fibro

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] He says hes fine to go back to his room but I'm in the waiting room with him right now and hes basically doubled over and just keeps saying he'll be fine to get up in a minute but no

July11th regression period

Ikeda “i like your card.”

Dr. Tsutsujio “my ID? here. play with it.”

Ikeda “thanks.”

Dr. Tsutsujio “hey. no mouth. that has to go back on my jacket.”

Ikeda “um...what happens after the girl comes back?”

Dr. Tsutsujio “i already said. you're getting examined.”

Ikeda “what does that mean though?”

Dr. Tsutsujio “they're going to figure out all your medical details. you have their attention so they're probably gonna be thorough.”

Ikeda “oh, um...like at the doctor?”

Dr. Tsutsujio “yes. exactly like at the doctor. but worse.”

Ikeda “i never went to the doctor before.”

Dr. Tsutsujio “alright, well, know that this isn't usually how it goes.”

Ikeda “what are they gonna do?”

Dr. Tsutsujio “they're gonna do a general checkup, allergy testing, full body search, give you a few injections, that kind of shit. lots of tests.”

Ikeda “why?”

Dr. Tsutsujio “because they've got basically nothing in your medical file and they need to make sure that's accurate.”

Ikeda “um...sorry.”

July19th

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Have you seen this shit about ten (hirose)

[346021615/ Dr. Kitamuro] I have.

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Crazy right

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Youd never guess by looking at him

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Makes sense why they hamfisted him into the game I guess idk I just thought they wanted him in for scary surgeon reasons or something like he was harvesting organs or something and selling them www

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] But I guess that would not have really caught Dr. Toranosuke's attention because I think he probably eats babies or something

Julyv 20th Tei snd Akiba waiting room convo

Tei “i feel like my brain is barely functioning anymore. i honestly think a cigarette might fix me right now.”

Akiba “you ever tried weed?”

Tei “wh- have *you?*”

Akiba “pfft, i mean, yeah. once or twice. nothing crazy, man.”

Tei “either way, just-...i need a smoke right now.”

Akiba “i could tell. you came in a bit uh...jittery, man.”

--

Akiba “hey, actually, real quick, what do you think my odds are with that chick over there?”

Tei “um-...i-i mean, i don't think most girls want to be picked up in a psyche ward.”

Akiba “you don't know, man. she's hanging out with two guys over there.”

Tei “i think it's probably a good idea to just leave her alone.”

Akiba “ah. like hitting on someone at work. gotcha. no-no.”

Akiba “do they give you condoms in the psyche ward? i've actually never been in a psyche ward. are you allowed to hit it or no? i've never even thought about that. google it.”

Tei “h-how the hell do you want me to google it? do i look like i have a phone on me?”

Akiba “ah, true, true. her though. i bet i can impress her. trust me on this one. you've got anyone you're sizing up yet? i can be your wingman.”

Tei “wh-why the hell would i want my wingman to be tall and blonde and muscular? you'd be an awful wingman.”

Tei “you'd be an awful wingman.”

Akiba “ohohoho~! you're sizing up me? that what we're doin' here?”

Tei “wh- n-no! jesus, what the hell is wrong with you? how are you not terrified right now? how is this your priority?”

Akiba “i mean, i dunno, i was scared like, when we *got* here, i guess. but it's been forever, right? i'm bored now.”

Akiba “for real though, pick a girl.”

Tei “not interested in girls.”

Tei “or this conversation. at all.”

Akiba “oh? you interested in guys then?”

Tei “i-...how is this your business?”

Akiba “hey man, you're totally clear with me, i'm not like, homophobic or nothing, you know? look, i'll pick a guy. that one.”

Tei “you just picked him because he's right next to ruka.”

Akiba “no, no, not at all, man. check him out. not bad, eh? eh?”

Tei “i'm not playing this game.”

Akiba “aw, c'mon. what about me? you think i'm good looking?”

Tei “i-...well i mean- yeah, i'd say so. you've got a nice face and a Tei “nice body. plus, i think i just like long hair in general.”

Akiba “pfft, you're in the right place then, look at these guys.”

Akiba “so you're gay then?”

Tei “yeah.”

Akiba “cool, cool. so am i your pick?”

Tei “will you drop it if i say yes to placate you?”

Akiba “pfft, sure man.”

Tei “*yes,* taku. i think you're downright beautiful. a shining beacon for gay men everywhere. they love you. you're their top pick. please, please continue hitting on me.”

Akiba “pfft, snarky. bit of a mouth. want me to shut you up?”

Tei “wh- e-excuse me?!”

July24th Samsa convo

[SOLEILLON] 𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕜. We need a replacement student NOW. We just had a waiting room death.

[READER] WHAT?

[SOLEILLON] 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕘𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪.

[READER] Why? Why would you do that?

[SOLEILLON] Because I thought it would be 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪.

25th aug talking about the elevator

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Maybe if it worked like a normal elevator and wasn't baby-proofed for the students we wouldn't constantly have to fix it.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Except they only gave me half a damn second to fix the damn thing so I didn't even get the chance to download any damn games.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] What are the buttons even for?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] They just make the elevator go up and down between floors. But normal elevators don't have a bunch of random buttons and switches on top to control that.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dr. Yonekura wanted it tweaked for the killing environment so they could fuck with the elevator and use it in their murder plans or whatever.

Sept 3rd

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Did you process Four's things? (ikeda)

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Eeyup.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Did we really just give him the clothes off his back as a reward?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Slim pickings.

Oct3rd talking about Ikeda's regression

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I feel bad now.

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] They say the fourteenth dead kid is even harder to process than the thirteenth yknow

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Not about that. That's bad too but not what I meant.

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] You're referring to Four. (ikeda)

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] Oh brother. Here comes the pedagogue.

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Child psychologist remembers hes a child psychologist more at 10

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)💢

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I just feel bad. Obviously it's bad enough that any of them are in there but I don't like the thought of a little kid being in there and being all confused and sad and stuff. I don't wanna watch that.

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Its ok you can just watch the 17 year olds be confused and sad and kidnapped instead

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Hey did you know that guy tried to eat my ID badge

[796285914/ Dr. Hattori] You did allow it, Dr. Tsutsujio.

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] I know what oral fixation is are you dumb

--

[409052878/ Dr. Erita] I vote we let him smoke! (Referring to Ikeda's oral fixation)

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Has anyone else noticed Fourteen biting his nails like crazy? (tei)

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] He's a smoker, right?

[796285914/ Dr. Hattori] Three, Fourteen and Sixteen all smoke. We've got an ex-smoker as well. (Kumada, Tei, Akiba)

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Right, Eight. (Yaitabashi)

[796285914/ Dr. Hattori] That's only accounting for cigarettes, for the record. We don't need to get into someone like Two, for example. (Ninomiya)

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Btw Japan is the only place that hates weed

--

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Anyway uh science

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Actually interested in this Four thing to be honest (Ikeda)

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] Im wondering if his oral fixation is just a thing on its own or if its moisture seeking behaviour kind of want your guys thoughts on that

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] That's actually very possible.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] For the first week he barely had any water, right? So it could very easily be moisture seeking. Did he drink while he was here?

[796285914/ Dr. Hattori] Yes. Sort of.

[796285914/ Dr. Hattori] Who was it that got him drinking again? It was somebody.

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] It was Dr Kawasaka

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] And it was only during regression episodes

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] So he was drinking pretty sparingly and then after that when he was in regression he would drink a pretty good amount

[416276122/ Dr. Tsutsujio] But he was running on pretty much empty for most of the first week and then now hes drinking a bit more often but the oral fixation is still there which is what makes me think its not moisture seeking

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] Likely just self-soothing behaviour then.

--

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Hi, sorry to interrupt, but I went over our observation notes for Four because I was curious. (Ikeda)

To find a terminal, go to the Tetro Danganronpa Official Tumblr page and put /insert_terminal_name_here at the end of the URL. Occasionally you'll be redirected to the Neocities page associated with the site, which is used for the more interactable terminals due to Tumblr limitations.

STUDENTSIDE:

INTERNET_IDOL.TXT

ZOOLOGIST.TXT

CHILD_STAR.TXT

CRIME_SCENE_CLEANER.TXT

BOUNTY_HUNTER.TXT

IMPERSONATOR.TXT

STUDENT_COUNCIL_PRESIDENT.TXT

ILLUSTRATOR.TXT

MASK_ARTISAN.TXT

DEMONOLOGIST.TXT

SUPERHERO.TXT

FASHION_DESIGNER.TXT

GYMNIST.TXT

QUIZ_SHOW_CHAMPION.TXT

FIRE_DANCER.TXT

FIGURE_SKATER.TXT

LAST WITNESS TERMINALS:

ISONO_AYA.TXT

HIRANO_YUKINO.TXT

CHIBA_SUZUKO.TXT

HAYASHI_KIYOSHI.TXT

FUKUDA_SEIKO.TXT

YANAGI_IROHA.TXT

RANDOM STUDENTSIDE RELATED TERMINALS:

WADA.EXE

ACRENOMIUM.SAMSA (can only be found in the game files after completing WADA.EXE)

YONEKURA_YUME.TXT

PHOENIX.TXT

STAFFSIDE:

TSUTSUJIO_TAMEMICHI.TXT

DIARY.TXT

KITAMURO_SHINSUKE.TXT

PET.ZIP

FORGALAHAD (check source code for hidden messages)

https://web.archive.org/web/20250206161334/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/forgalahad

https://web.archive.org/web/20250330203121/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/forgalahad

CRISPRLOG.TXT (No longer exists, below are the wayback machine links to every known version of the log, though please just read in the source code of each page if you don't want a migraine)

https://web.archive.org/web/20241119070444/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20241119184102/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20241121002955/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20241121095220/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20241123064301/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20241124073115/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20241130060000/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20250125145626/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

https://web.archive.org/web/20250721204454/https://tetrodanganronpa.tumblr.com/MARUMARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

PRIVATEMEMO.TXT

ERRORLOG332.TXT

REPORT0332.TXT

FULLTEAMMEMO.TXT

ZELKOVA.TXT

572416024.TXT

027548941.TXT

234451821.TXT

POKU.TXT

BUGS.TXT (takes you to neocities, inspect source code to find secret text)

EXPERIMENTSAMSA.TXT

CALENORSTOYS.EXE

KEEPFIGHT.TXT

readersamsa.tumblr.com (passcode: 6024)

Tetrodanganronpa.neocities.com/reader

TETRO BLUE TERMINALS:

CONTORTIONIST.TXT

ITASHA_PAINTER.TXT

PIZZA_CHEF.TXT

ARCHER.TXT

PRIVATE.TXT (existed at one point, Monomoko erased it in-universe)