Quack (Stiles Stop Calling It That) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (1/1 | 15,980 | T)
âStiles, Iâm serious, I need a favour.â
âThat sounds like a trap,â Stiles Stilinski muttered sleepily into both his pillows. âYou know,â he continued when the man in his room made no move to leave, âyouâd think Iâd be used to this. My dad, coming into my room, smacking my ass to get me out of bed, waking me up at the ass crack of dawnââ
ââwaking me up at the ass crack of one,â Stiles continued without missing a beat, âand asking for a favour. Given my life growing up with you, youâd think Iâd be used to this by now. I think the reason this hits so hard now is that I specifically bought my own apartment so that you couldnât wake me up at the ass crack of dawnââ
âStiles, itâs almost one.â
ââso that you couldnât wake me up at the ass crack of one.â