#staccato

SMG3: Depersonalization

Marcy: Locking in

Toad: Thursday

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Irene: I come from a long line of people who should not have had children but did anyway.

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Tulip, about Ren: I think I want to wake up next to him for the rest of my life.

Alice: He gets up at 5AM and you barely sleep at all.

Tulip:

Tulip: ...I want to see him at some point during the day for the rest of my life.

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Vee: I love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.

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Mario: Oh, sure, blame the guy who's a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems again!

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Abyss to Juliano: Dude, I know it's my fault, but can you stop being consumed by the darkness for five seconds and help us deal with the situation at hand?

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Staccato: *internally* Ohh, it's gonna suck when they finally realize I'm irredeemable.

Roll, the one person who knows everything she's done in horrifying detail: *internally* I love my awesome friend <3

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Bob: Mario has been kissed by at least two canonically transgender women. I have to surpass him.

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Juliano: The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk.

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Rodney: It's shit being a superhero when you know the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you're tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says "the High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone into a werewolf!"

Rodney: And every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”

Rodney: And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn't the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there.

Rodney: God the thought was there.

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Tulip: Few understand the importance of having a sickass jacket that everyone remembers you by.

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Irene: SMG3 diagnosed me with divine madness.

Timmy: Any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Irene: Autism.

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Reboot Saiko: Why does that clown who's obsessed with turning everyone into emotionless husks call you babygirl?

Luthor: How about we stop talking for a while.

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Desti: *shoots up in bed* SHIT I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL- Oh wait I'm an adult. *lays back down*

Desti: *jumps completely out of bed a minute later* I'M THE TEACHER!!!

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SMG4: What if mayo came in cans?

Lil Coding: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Lily: Good morning to everyone except you two...

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Root: Could you at least try to see this from my perspective?

Lily: *crouches down*

Hex: *kneels down*

Welony: *sits down*

Floyd: *phases halfway through the floor*

Root: ...

Root: I hate all of you.

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Cole: Would you slap you best friend for 100 dollars?

Arle: I'd slap Sora for free.