I’m convinced that Lois has like 2482905252094 plans to fuck up Lex Luthor’s life before he even says anything. You thought Batman had contingency plans? She has contingency plans for her contingency plans. She had a whole ass binder of instructions in case she’s ever unable to personally kick his ass.
I mean, when she shows up to Lex’s “Superman is a murderer!” press conference with the fake lasso of truth? She had that shit ready to go INSTANTLY. She was READY. (referenced pages under the cut)
(also “Well, I guess this is my podium now” might be my new favorite comic line)
I also think that in the case of her untimely demise, she’s prepared an ever-growing compilation of evidence and reports on and against the crimes of Luthor and every other bitch who’s fucked with her family for Oracle to release to every major news network.
Tl;dr: I’ve read like 3 Superman comics and Lois Lane has firmly cemented herself as the baddest bitch I’ve ever seen
