Donât Have Sex Because You Will Get Pregnant...And Die
Jock!Derek/Nerd! Stiles Secret Relationship AU:
Donât Have Sex Because You Will Get Pregnant...And Die by jadore_hale (1/1 | 8,258 | Teen)
âIâm your best friend! Why wouldnât you tell me that youâre planning on losing your virginity this Friday?â
Stiles choked. No, he actually choked. A Cheeto went down the wrong pipe, lodging itself in his throat, and he pounded on his chest, coughing and hacking to get it out. Because death by artificially powdered orange stick? No, sir. Not today.
âWhat the hell, Scott,â Stiles wheezed, inhaling and exhaling sharply. âWhere in âwatching Netflix and ordering pizzaâ did you get that Iâm losing my virginity?â
âHow do you still not get Netflix and Chill?!â Scott slapped a palm over his face then thumped his head down onto the desk.