#squid posting

Guyyuuyysss, you should put me in the touch pool at the aquariummmmm....no I'm not gonna bite you with my beak or wrap my arms around you and try to escape by pretending to be a fashionable accessory noooo....no guiyyysss...guys it's meeee, just put me in the touch pool so I can get headpats and Arm hugs guyyyysssss....it's not sinister I promiseeee <3

im so abnormal about the sea. the creachers in there to be specific. the big ones.

i think if fuuta played splatoon he'd be such a tryhard. he'd probably play like range blaster. every season he'd hope for a new range blaster kit and that the kit is actually good, and then when it doesnt get a new one or it gets like reefslider for its special he goes on twitter and rants about it. he'd splat the other team trying to squid party even though they had a disconnect and his team was winning anyway. he'd be the type of player to get tunnel vision in ranked matches and accidentally ignore the objective in favor of getting splats